Who wants to fund my Kickstarter to fly the Skywhale over North America?
@ausfestivus But it has tits! Won’t somebody think of the children!
@stilgherrian I think the citizens of the USA would find the encroachment of the Skywhale disturbing on a whole range of levels.

@stilgherrian @ausfestivus when you think about it, I bet humans rack up¹ more boob-hours before the age of two than they ever do after.

¹ fnur fnur