Zuckerdieb
donni saphireGive a man a fish. Give the fish a squirrel. Give that squirrel a cool hat. Now everyone's happy
Will Saxton@donni But teach the man to fish, show the fish how to squirrel, and train the squirrel in millinery, and no one has time to be sad.
Floaty Birb@donni im still sad tho
monki@donni give the goat a lamp. Now they have a well lit room which is a Narnia door into the world of literature
hapbt@donni he drinks a fish drink
he drinks a squirrel drink
he sings the songs that remind him of his cool hat
he sings the songs that remind him of everyone being happy
he drinks a squirrel drink
he sings the songs that remind him of his cool hat
he sings the songs that remind him of everyone being happy
PirateRo@donni give the fish a squirrel with a cool hat? Why? Whatever will a fish do with a squirrel with a cool hat?
Ooohhhh, maybe feed the shark and buy himself another day?
daryl 
🤡@donni Damn! every squirrel deserves a hat. And the deserve to be from the fish-atriarchy
juanejot@donni If you give a status a throwback comment:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/767680.If_You_Give_a_Mouse_a_Cookie
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/767680.If_You_Give_a_Mouse_a_Cookie
Jim McClureNo, the man likes the fish, the squirrel likes the hat, but the fish doesn't want a squirrel.
The fish wants a shiny trinket that doesn't have a hook, or a decent onion bagel.
LordSedge