beetlejuice's ghoulish wifeFeb 3, 2023
making a concrete list of cultural "rules" is an incredibly effective way to let everyone know what a weirdo freak (derogative) you are
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wife
like first off That's Not How Any Of This Works but also even if 9/10ths of them are like Wash Your Hands After Pooping you're always going to come up with Let People Smoke Inside At Your Cigarette Bowl Party where anyone outside of your group is going to immediately be like "oh these are COCAINE people"
Feb 3, 2023 at 4:29amWeb
Show threadbeetlejuice's ghoulish wifeFeb 3, 2023
ahahaha holy shit @fka_tabs doesn't miss
Show threadAmelia Feb 3, 2023
@mark oh my god! Oh my god!!!!!! How did I miss that this one was written by FREDDIE DEBOER oh my god
Show threadMike FragassiFeb 3, 2023
@mark @fka_tabs Where is this from? The piece in the screenshot, that is
Show threadbrennenFeb 3, 2023
@mark man i sometimes go to cigarette bowl parties with cocaine people and they don't even smoke inside
Show threadCarolineFeb 3, 2023
@mark one of the ladies there said I can’t ask people not to smoke in my house at a party, and how is she not understanding the concept of “my house”?
Show threaddycho braheFeb 3, 2023
@mark every guest at an impeccably hosted party in new york, apparently