beetlejuice's ghoulish wifemaking a concrete list of cultural "rules" is an incredibly effective way to let everyone know what a weirdo freak (derogative) you are
like first off That's Not How Any Of This Works but also even if 9/10ths of them are like Wash Your Hands After Pooping you're always going to come up with Let People Smoke Inside At Your Cigarette Bowl Party where anyone outside of your group is going to immediately be like "oh these are COCAINE people"
Amelia 
@mark oh my god! Oh my god!!!!!! How did I miss that this one was written by FREDDIE DEBOER oh my god
Mike Fragassi