Sean Kormilo
Dropped Miketeacher: what does “agnostic” mean?
me: I don’t know
teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?
me: *shrug*
teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?
me: what difference does any of this make?
teacher: amazing
Doreen32128 ready to rumble!@Doreen32128 thank you!
🪻Gigi_Bean🪻@rebrafsim
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
@Gigi_QueenOfNuttin thank you!
Pseudo Nym@rebrafsim What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know, and I don't care.
truceburner 
@rebrafsim Relevant classic: https://youtube.com/shorts/YXCwYA2e2ak?feature=share
When you wing it and get them all right anyway #Comedy #Funny
mrjackdaw@rebrafsim
Me (but about 30 years younger): Dad, what does it mean in German "noch einmal"?
Dad: once again
Me: (louder) "noch einmal!"
Dad: once again
Me: ROFL 😁
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That was accidental but i also recalled this old joke:
- what does "rien" mean in French?
- nothing
- impossible!! It has to mean something!
ospalhGermans, seeing a transom window in France: »Was ist das?«
The French: »Oh, that’s what that thing is called!«
@ospalh @rebrafsim haha, good one indeed :-)
Marching from Omelas.This is pretty much the only reason I made it through high school.
drV@rebrafsim Ambivalent recently meant you feel strongly about both options. I think it's a shame it's losing that meaning - it's a useful thing to have a word for!
JR Buckley 🏳️🌈⚛️@rebrafsim Thanks, I needed that.
@JRBuckley thank YOU!
Nicole Parsons
Pete Denahy - Sort Of Dunno Nothin'
genewitch@rebrafsim one of the punchlines is "Who knows and who cares?"
Brosephine Wires@JoParkerBear aw, shucks. thanks!
kms_md
Dominus@rebrafsim I follow back y'all
Radio Minnesota 
@rebrafsim Reminds me of the difference between ignorance and apathy. "I don't know and I don't care."
Eric E.@rebrafsim HELP 🤣🤣🤣
@TheRealEricE 😭😂 thanks!
Michael Roufa@rebrafsim What's the difference between a pedant and a kleptomaniac?
One takes things literally, the other takes things... literally.
tallshipAgonistic doesn't mean, "I dunno".
It means "without". Compare that with atheism, which means that person knows (in their own mind) that there are no deities.
Big difference:
1. ) I dunno! I'm so fricken' confused by it all!!!
And...
2. ) There are no gods, you're all a bunch of fucking idiots!
Similarly, there's polytheistic folks...
3. ) Gods are everywhere, they abound in ask aspects of life and the great beyond.
And...
4. ) Monotheism - there is only one true God.
So, you believe in a , or many possible gods, you don't fucking know what to believe, or you believe your in your own coz there ain't no deities at all.
"Don't church it up son, it's 'Dirt, ***not*** 'deertay' - Joe Dirt , the movie."
nuff said.
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It means "without". Compare that with atheism, which means that person knows (in their own mind) that there are no deities.
Big difference:
1. ) I dunno! I'm so fricken' confused by it all!!!
And...
2. ) There are no gods, you're all a bunch of fucking idiots!
Similarly, there's polytheistic folks...
3. ) Gods are everywhere, they abound in ask aspects of life and the great beyond.
And...
4. ) Monotheism - there is only one true God.
So, you believe in a , or many possible gods, you don't fucking know what to believe, or you believe your in your own coz there ain't no deities at all.
"Don't church it up son, it's 'Dirt, ***not*** 'deertay' - Joe Dirt , the movie."
nuff said.
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ArneBab@rebrafsim very nice! 🙂
(though for agnostic I’d have used "how could I know?"
@ArneBab thanks! 😂
msgbi
aloa5
Elliot Vos
Elliot Vos (@[email protected])
Reminds me of the time when I forgot what the insertion sort algorithm was on a Computer Science test, so I just generically described sorting and it turned out that I accidentally described it correctly. #compsci #cs #computerscience https://universeodon.com/@rebrafsim/109790415613276164
: j@fabrica:~/src; 
@rebrafsim so this is Abbot & Costello at the turn of the millennium?
Aviva Gary@rebrafsim lol nice
@Aviva_Gary thank you!
se_ph 🕊️
H-ear-me-now Singh@rebrafsim damn fam. That’s one semester of philosophy right there. Also, you’re my fam now.
Lauren G@rebrafsim 🤣 puntastic
Chloé Raccoon@rebrafsim @patterfloof "I'm an apatheist. The question is no longer interesting, and the answer no longer matters."
Canadian Crone