teacher: what does “agnostic” mean?

me: I don’t know

teacher: correct! how about “ambivalent”?

me: *shrug*

teacher: yes! how about “nihilistic”?

me: what difference does any of this make?

teacher: amazing

@rebrafsim @patterfloof "I'm an apatheist. The question is no longer interesting, and the answer no longer matters."