@godpod If god controls everything, why do you kill children?

@godpod Is it true that fundamentalists are going to hell, and is there a way to speed up the process?

@godpod where have I put my car keys?

@godpod What will Matt Gaetz come back as when he's reincarnated?

@godpod Why do we have armpit hair?

@godpod why do bad people happen to things

@godpod Why?

@godpod if ask, “Moooootherfucker!!! What the fuck were you thinking???!!!”

@godpod Why do we drive on a parkway but we park in a driveway?

@godpod Thank you for taking our questions. I have always wanted to ask...Whatever happened to my other sock? Why is the other side of my pillow always cool? Why do they call it a down escalator? Finally, what is the square root of an isosceles triangle?

@godpod Why would you you make all the best tasting foods be awful for us and make the worst tasting foods the healthiest? Not very intelligent design.

@godpod Why didn't you fix Patrick Mahome's ankle completely before the big game? Your work is quite half azzed. #hack

@godpod You created a universe that's essentially infinite, yet you chose to put Jacob Rees-Mogg on Earth. What the fuck was that about?