Luc Seufer 
fakegreekgrillNAMASTE, MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
Decaf 🏳️🌈@fakegreekgrill Immediately the Sesame St. jingle started in my head, "One of these things in not like the other..."
Ben 🏳️🌈🇪🇺🇮🇪@fakegreekgrill that just leaves so many questions unanswered
Charlie Mcintosh@fakegreekgrill classic Downward Dog Hitting-The-Deck
Andrew Bennett@fakegreekgrill This is my yoga mat. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Whiskey Bottle@fakegreekgrill I have no interest in learning yoga or self defense; I just want a pair of tactical yoga pants that are comfy with a bunch of pockets.
AZcoigreach@fakegreekgrill 'Merica!!
Half Cocked Law@fakegreekgrill Hey, pull my pin.
Oliver Mantell@fakegreekgrill Yippee-kai-om!
Filthius@fakegreekgrill WTF is dis?
@tobi idk! I saw it at the mall.
@fakegreekgrill I'm trying to figure out what poses they do in tactical yoga. Maybe they just wear camo headbands and matte black leggings? 🤔
@tobi Idk, but I assume they are very masculine.
Dan, some WH good nuz?@tobi @fakegreekgrill Wait: Go to Strategic Yoga for more advanced training! 🤭
Nebula 
@fakegreekgrill It's just yoga with cheap molle strapping
Bynkii@fakegreekgrill salutation to the gun
Soozcat@fakegreekgrill #Alt4You A sign declares "TACTICAL YOGA (by Tactical Fitness)" with a stenciled hand grenade design on the left side
Lufty 
@fakegreekgrill Everyone knows that it's really logistical yoga that wins wars
Mark Poppen 🇳🇱🇨🇦@fakegreekgrill I used this phrase on someone who's big into yoga. Apparently, it was an insult 🤷♂️
Salty Bonker 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 🇮🇱@fakegreekgrill Put the word "tactical" in front of any object, and fat bubba white guys in camo will buy it.
@gronk yoga is at least a very non-toxic thing for them to buy
dragonfrog@fakegreekgrill @gronk don't worry, they can fix that.
Owlet of Minerva@fakegreekgrill The “Men Who Stare At Goats” vibes are strong with this one.
Hans Gerwitz@fakegreekgrill good place to drive your Reznavi to. I hope there is a Security Coffee on the way.
noodlejetski 
@fakegreekgrill a business called "Tactical Yoga", with a grenade on its logo
smallerdemon@fakegreekgrill As bizarre as it sounds, the overlap of right-wing prepper Q anon people and crazy spiritualist woo believers is much more significant than people think. I mean, look, we all saw the shaman guy at the insurrection.
@smallerdemon yeah, there is definitely a woo to fasc pipeline. You can definitely see the overlap in a lot of views, like how we have failed to live as we naturally should and how "they" don't want you to know that.
This was in a dying mall, so idk if it's that, or just an appeal to insecure men generally.
Brian MacDonald@fakegreekgrill Yeah, OK, it's *called* Warrior 1, but that doesn't mean...
Sam Thielman@fakegreekgrill TRANQUILITY IN THE HOLE
Gabriel Pettier@fakegreekgrill ah great, as a manly man man I can finally manly do manly man man yoga safely.
@tshirtman finally combining masculinity with flexibility.
Thirteenth Worrier@fakegreekgrill BRB starting a line of athleisure wear with MOLLE webbing.
Joelle A Godfrey
RenJB
Katrien Vermeulen
sezduck@fakegreekgrill
My favorite line from Die Hard!
My favorite line from Die Hard!
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Marisa
Aerocade Music
Anthony Baker@fakegreekgrill I need to know more about this. 😄
Jens Comiotto-Mayer@fakegreekgrill I laughed harder than I should have. Thank you! 😂
PAH@fakegreekgrill Given what Krishna says to Arjuna it's much less strange than it seems to some people here.
Kenny Kravitz@fakegreekgrill You can sell anything to right wing men by slapping 'tactical' in front of it.
razumny@fakegreekgrill namaste? More like namaSLAY, amirite?
Milo@fakegreekgrill Fellas, is it gay to stretch? 🤔
@Nonbinussy obviously