How did the hacker get away from the police?

She ransomware.

I will never apologize for the groans I bring for these jokes I toot out every day!

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The Letter Ten

Hello! Welcome to The Letter Ten! Reviewing indie games, game mods/rom hacks, forgotten retro games and more! Hi, I'm Ten (yes that's my real name) [she/her/hers] and I created this channel to help focus on more niche things when it comes to gaming. There are SO many games out there that it's difficult to know what's good, bad or just okay.. and I hope this channel will help you, game devs, and everyone else find what they are looking for! I am a transgender woman in my mid 30s, proud parent of four children and life is OK! If you are a game developer and would like to contact me about playing your game, please check my business email!

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@Ten Your youtube and Twitch channels made me try so many games after ages of not playing games. I'm still crap at them, but... I had missed playing.
@Ten I wish I didn't find that funny...

@Ten

πŸ˜† πŸ˜‚ 😜

OK, loving it.

@Ten

I'm stealing this

@Ten A clear 9.5 out of 10 for PUNishment. A 10 out of 10 on the dadjoke-o-meter.
@MortenBay Ten is the perfect number, so thank you.

@Ten I'm using the binary system 🀣

Nah - happy to give you a ten out of ten for that excellent pun

@Ten This joke is very dumb and I love it
@Ten Sweet Jesus. πŸ˜‚

@Ten that is terrible.

But made me laugh!

@Ten I see what you did there

@Ten

Ugh. Groan. Awful.

More please. πŸ˜‚

@jlendino

@Ten @rmondello I’m a new dad and this tickeled my dad joke funny bone! Thank you!
@Ten Ah! Ow! This hurts. Bad! xD
@Ten @rmondello I truly want to hate you for this joke. But I can’t stop smiling so you’ve won this round. 🀣
@Ten This is terrible, I love it! :D
@Ten Mastodon: Come for the Airplane!-level programming puns, stay for the Airplane!-level programming puns
@Ten @MrBerard this is my current favourite joke!
@Ten JUsT OMG! πŸ€¦πŸ˜‚
@Ten Weird, I posted a similar joke two days ago.
@Ten I can't find a Ba Dum Tss big and bold enough for this joke. πŸ˜†
@Ten so good, I shared it with my kid. I’m thinking that’s perfect for Scout Life magazine.

@Ten Give me back my ware! #ronhoward #ransom

Won't tag Mel because fuck that MAGAt bigot.

@Ten a fellow popbitch subscriber?

@Ten

just don’t get java into your python, k?

unless you want to know what it’s like to go to haskell and c what a brainfuck it is

@Ten laughed way harder at this than I expected

Keep doing what you doing!

@Ten seriously painful :D
@Ten I suppose this hacker must have been very white, or this is set outside the US.
@Ten I love a dad joke as much as the next person, but dear god. Read the room. Police/arrest jokes are never funny, and the day that the footage of Tyre Nichols’ murder was made public? Please take this down
@Ten alternate answer given recent events: she lives in Switzerland
@Ten gentle recommendation to please read the room