Lesley Carhart 
My new sofa is coming tomorrow SURPRISE ZERO NOTICE FEDEX COURIER two weeks early, along with the insulation repair guys and snow. I have not yet gotten rid of the old sofas yet. I don’t have a basement. I live alone and the largest box FedEx ships is 70lbs. SURPRISE SOFA! Is infinite screaming on here yet?
4dw@r3 
🦬@hacks4pancakes I know you live in chicagoish area, I do to and I'd recommend if you can just getting the old sofa to the curb. As long as you tip the trash men well during Christmas they always seem willing to take the insane stuff myself and my neighbors leave out