@Ten yes excellent well done

@Ten 😂

@Ten I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She said "Yes, they're behind you", so I screamed and ran out.

@Ten I get so mad at these posts of yours, but if I'm honest it's probably 75% jealousy.

@Ten that’s prr good

@Ten LMAO

@Ten Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat/ side by side on the table sat/'Twas half past twelve and what do you think?/The dog was hungry and the cat didn't blink.

@Ten I will never not find this funny. 😂 Have you heard the one about the time Heisenberg and Schrödinger were stopped for speeding? It's a good one. https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1k7rp6/heisenberg_and_schr%C3%B6dinger_get_pulled_over_for/

@Ten LMAO

@Ten dog and cat relationships are under attack, and such books are probably being purged from her library if she works in Florida...;)

@Ten
I wonder if the requester is or is not impulsive...

@Ten
The answer is that we have the book, AND that we don’t have the book. That will remain the case until you look for it.

@Ten that just gave me no hope at all

@Ten snap snap

@Ten 🤣 👍 😹 🐶

@Ten clever

@Ten I love nerdy puns 😆!

@Ten this should result in a ban! 😀

@Ten I asked a librarian if she could recommend a book about a Mobius strip but she said it was two-dimensional.

@Ten Dang it. Still smiling. Can't stop smiling. Going to have to follow you and put my phone down. 😆 🙏

@Ten wow.

@Ten a most enjoyable post.

@Ten 😁👏

@Ten clever!!

@Ten Someone must have proposed some physics experiment with a radioactive isotope, and a detector linked to a bell and food dispenser for a dog, to feed it at truly random intervals and see if it still drools when the bell goes off. Oh, and put the whole lot in a sealed box maybe…

@Ten Hmm. THAT did not elicit a groan. Well played.

@Ten groan…..

@Ten
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@Ten 

@Ten @oliverturner

@Ten thank you!!