Many thanks to Nikki Haley for demonstrating all the core values of being a true Republican: Supporting one thing and doing another, being useless and giving up when things get difficult and blaming anyone else.

Thanks for wasting our collective fucking time, you Aunt Lydia sack of shit.

I’m honestly sorry I haven’t been on here a lot recently. I’m a little frustrated with Mastodon. social’s character limit but I’m feeling lazy and I haven’t put the research into figuring out what other federation instance or whatever the hell they’re called I can migrate to in order to get a longer character limit, and therefore blather much more long-windedly.

I know the answer is probably a Google search away but I haven’t wanted to invest the intellectual capital in figuring it out yet

My daughter’s riddle:

We keep it safe and locked away,
For all the games we like to play,
For all the words we like to read,
And all the cat videos we like to see.

What is it?