Lesley Carhart 
My new sofa is coming tomorrow SURPRISE ZERO NOTICE FEDEX COURIER two weeks early, along with the insulation repair guys and snow. I have not yet gotten rid of the old sofas yet. I don’t have a basement. I live alone and the largest box FedEx ships is 70lbs. SURPRISE SOFA! Is infinite screaming on here yet?
Jake Hildreth (acorn) 
@hacks4pancakes Every time I've had furniture or an appliance delivered, the delivery folks offered to take away the old stuff for a nominal fee. Definitely worth an ask!
@horse its just fedex
@hacks4pancakes They’ll still do it for a nominal fee… for exceedingly large values of “nominal.” 