batkaren (a/k/a kt roth)
Do NOT feed the doomsday clock after midnight.
Jan 25, 2023 at 4:34pmWeb
Show threadsparseMatrix ✅✅✅ 📻Jan 25, 2023

@batkaren

Oh, it's going to be eating after midnight, that's the problem

Show threadMikeZilla Minus OneJan 25, 2023
@batkaren if the nukes start flying i shall stand right under one
Show threadf3nr1rJan 25, 2023
@MikeyMcFilms @batkaren I had an idea about nuclear survival yesterday, what if you could lift a man hole cover and just hide out in the sewers for a few days?
Show threadMikeZilla Minus OneJan 25, 2023

@f3nr1r @batkaren half life of hydrogen is 12 years, plutonium is 20,000 years and uranium is 700,000,000 years

I’m not spending that much time in the sewers. Ew

Rather be vaporized

Show threadCharlie McintoshJan 25, 2023
@batkaren 4 members of the Union for Concerned Scientists who watched the band playing on scene in ‘titanic’ one too many times advancing it to 12:02 as the high-pitched whistle above them gets deafeningly loud
Show threadRichard BairwellJan 25, 2023
@batkaren So it's still okay to continue funneling stuff into it until midnight?
Show threadRae HodgeJan 26, 2023
🎤 Speaker @batkaren, any comment on accusations that this is all just anti-snack propaganda, cooked up by Big Water, in a bid to corner the underground Doomsday Clock market?