Lesley Carhart 
My new sofa is coming tomorrow SURPRISE ZERO NOTICE FEDEX COURIER two weeks early, along with the insulation repair guys and snow. I have not yet gotten rid of the old sofas yet. I don’t have a basement. I live alone and the largest box FedEx ships is 70lbs. SURPRISE SOFA! Is infinite screaming on here yet?
PrivacyDigest@hacks4pancakes
As far as making the current sofa disappear, you can try contacting the “buy nothing group” either on Facebook or their app. Just tell them that they have to pick it up and what floor you’re on in the building, and first come first served.
