Lesley Carhart Jan 25, 2023
My new sofa is coming tomorrow SURPRISE ZERO NOTICE FEDEX COURIER two weeks early, along with the insulation repair guys and snow. I have not yet gotten rid of the old sofas yet. I don’t have a basement. I live alone and the largest box FedEx ships is 70lbs. SURPRISE SOFA! Is infinite screaming on here yet?
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@hacks4pancakes
This may or may not be useful to you, but from experience, a sofa set up on end takes up far less space although you don't want it somewhere it can fall on something fragile.

Of course, if the storm gets really bad and the power goes out, furniture can make a nice bonfire. But I'm sure you've already considered that possibility....

Jan 25, 2023 at 4:13amWeb
Show threadcynicalsecurity Jan 25, 2023
@spaf @hacks4pancakes side note: in case of thermonuclear war ensure that the sofa is between yourself and the toilet seat (cf. Teapot Apple 2 test in Nevada).