The Volatile Mermaid
Maybe the real classified documents were inside us all along.
Jan 24, 2023 at 11:58pmMastodon for iOS
Show threadNorth Easton Jan 25, 2023
@OhNoSheTwitnt spartacus moment, but everyone declares that they also have classified documents
Show threadSteve YoungJan 25, 2023
@north_easton @OhNoSheTwitnt
“These documents are classified *TO ME*!”
Show threadSuddenGenesisJan 25, 2023
@OhNoSheTwitnt I thought the classified documents were the friends we made along the way?
Show threadJade Jan 25, 2023
@OhNoSheTwitnt Full disclosure: I'm currently under investigation for being in possession of documents with classified markings on them and they were found folded into a onesie from a drag show that I definitely didn't headline.
Show threadGretchen AndersonJan 25, 2023
@OhNoSheTwitnt it’s so lovely to have you here
Show threadDopeGhotiJan 25, 2023
@OhNoSheTwitnt
The real classified documents are the state secrets we created along the way.
Show threadMichaelJan 25, 2023
@OhNoSheTwitnt I mean, El Cheeto IS known for eating documents.
Show threadokanogen VerminEnemyFromWithinJan 26, 2023
@OhNoSheTwitnt
Oprah, but instead of cars, she gives everyone classified documents.