kin with a pope
your bread is missing its bread
the bitch
mr arson
hannibal
crabs x piss bot
by talos this can't be happening
do i qualify
rehabilitation
stop reblogging
jible
yahoo answers
wimdy
my good son now
irreparable damage to the english language (original posts from 2017)
ask the dwarves of moria about that
one car pile up
petplay
it's equality
prince charming
swarov.se
take worse shits
bucephalus
5-o'clock foreshadowing
you can't serve cunt and the government at the same time
piss
literary expert
tumblr pvp
we're canadian
transformers
ceci n'est pas un cul
palpatine's big unnaturals
les mis au
why was he born so beautiful
electrolytes
boiling water: a shakespearean interlude
an epilogue to the above
japanese radish
himbo theory

@stavvers Himbos, according to Overly Sarcastic Productions, require four attributes:

~Respecter of Women
~Pure of Heart
~Dumb of Brain
~Big of Muscle

Any way we define it, Kronk is always #HimboGoals

@SpandexBastard @stavvers can’t have 2) without 1) though, so we can scrap 1)

@Sjors @stavvers Respectfully, I disagree. Making "Respecter of Women" a separate requirement preceding "Pure of Heart" centers the needs of equal rights of women (and by extension Trans women) in a Himbo's existence.

Using Krok's gold standard, we are introduced to him first as a Respecter of Women, as Yzma's bodyguard. Only by his actions later in the movie do we see he is also Pure of Heart.

Thus, Respecter of Women first, Pure of Heart second.

@stavvers @SpandexBastard thanks for expanding. 😊 I get your approach, but I don’t see it hierarchically. If you state that all 4 criteria must be met, then failing even one voids the himbo status. For me, one cannot have a pure heart without being a feminist. And I could list more criteria (kind to the elderly, anti-racist, etc etc) but that would just muddy the waters. Even pure of heart is too specific for me, I’ll stick with “kind” (not being the same as “nice”).

@stavvers @Sjors I invite you to check out OSP's Himbo tier list episode on YouTube, where they talk about that definition, what makes a himbo, what doesn't...

My takeaway from their discussion is himbo, like any other label, doesn't come with a stark binary, but rather is aspirational. I certainly don't consider myself "pure of heart" or "big of muscle," but I do consider myself a feminist. I'm still a himbo because I consider myself one.

https://youtu.be/If8-ct4-Ldk

OSP AFTER DARK! Himbo Tier List

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