Rolling Stone“This is our religion. A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days." https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/proud-boys-trial-rule-book-masturbation-ban-1234666317/
Sing Me Your Blues@RollingStone
Weird shit.
Daniel Düsentrieb@RollingStone Lol, no wonder there're such bad-tempered.
That One Weirdo@RollingStone rub one out for good ol' whitey... but just once per month. Doing the LORD's work!
Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦@RollingStone loophole: you're never alone if you're with God. 😉🤣
Mike Fraser@RollingStone Explains a lot..
Clinical Rawlsian@RollingStone So, circle jerks only?
happygeek 
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= $0@RollingStone @MadMadMadMadRN I came here to say that. Hmm, I could have phrased that better in the circumstances.
@happygeek @RollingStone We all knew the proud boys were crazy, so all their strict limitations on masturbation are anti-climactic.
ice.cream.assassin@RollingStone *proud boy setting an outlook reminder for when he can jerk off again*
James SayerSo much for freedom.
Feelin’ Cautious@RollingStone Sooo…if they’re not alone, they can jack off more?🤣
Steve Harbick@RollingStone "hey, mom, can you come down to the basement and stand right there for a minute?" says all the proud boys every month
Mikko
Covidiocracy@RollingStone That's why they have meetings, so they can ejaculate together.
DoctorOctothorp@RollingStone Oh, the little known, seldom-used "Reverse Lysistrata".
LazarusZed@RollingStone so they're just jerks!
Tanquist@RollingStone It's hard to conduct an insurrection when all of your members have gone blind. #ProudBoys #Humor
TakeStockAmerica@RollingStone great, because all we really need is more frustrated, ill tempered, irrational man-boys strapped with guns permeating our society! WTF is wrong with these folks?
Cătă 🇷🇴🇺🇦🇲🇩🇪🇺@RollingStone guess it feels great not to be proud then
Gurtbeef Robe@RollingStone when I first heard about them years ago, they didn’t seem so bad. It seemed like a club that was supposed to help men better themselves. Then I heard the masturbation ban and knew they were extreme psychos that everyone needed to stay away from. Bunch of “backed-up” nutjobs. It’s no wonder they are so angry and violent. Might as well become Scientologists if you’re gonna join these loonies. Unreal the garbage people believe
Jabsonik@RollingStone Conclusion: Every time you wank, a neonazi dies.
HandgunYoga (he/him/his)@RollingStone
Proud Boys Rule Book is an anagram of Prostate Backup. Fact.
Proud Boys Rule Book is an anagram of Prostate Backup. Fact.
Kansas Grant@RollingStone Not surprisingly, that rule has an obvious loophole for Proud Boy circle-jerk events.
FoxArtist@RollingStone
No wonder they're so cranky...
No wonder they're so cranky...
JimsJunkbox@RollingStone Hence the need for more in-person meetings.
Bo Boye@RollingStone That is really sick. Specially that "only once a month" and close to a woman. If you are that close to a woman, it is some kind of sex.