Introducing #Phish40
The Disappointments #RANKED

It’s been a while since I put together some fun #Phish content. So over the next couple weeks, I’m going to rank 40 of the most disappointing shows/runs ever. Few notes:

Disappoint does not mean worst. It’s a function of quality + expectations. We’re talking about laying eggs in big spots.

I started in 1995 bc it was too hard to find true disappointments prior given the above criteria.

10 Honorable mentions up next!

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Honorable Mentions 1-5 (no order)

Charleston 2022—expectations weren’t high enough, shows weren’t bad enough

Fenway 2009—Getting all the jamming songs w/ no jams was disturbing but still a fun time

Fillmore 98—Hard to be too disappointed when the show was so unobtainable/unknown to most

Curveball—Tough call but I left this off to make room for another

9/27/95 Cal Expo—One of the worst shows ever. Mild expectations bc of venue/GD connection but not enough

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Honorable Mentions 6-10 (no order)

2/24/03 Meadowlands—terrible show, terrible guest. Neither had much hype

7/3/16 SPAC—Just missed the cut

12/12/97 Albany—S2 setlist was a disappointing war crime for first Knick show since 12/9/95, but this show is really good

8/5/17 Boston Creme—Missed the cut despite some putrid setlist calls on a hyped BD night

Dicks 2015 1st 5 Sets—First time Dicks was a true disappointment but then that DWD & encore. Apology accepted.

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#40 12/15/95 Philly Spectrum

First Spectrum show. Trey’s hometown venue. Epic tour loaded with epic improv. The centerpiece of the second set? A brutal rotation jam.

For many fans, this was their first show, and it holds a special place in their hearts. Too bad the band members didn’t stick to the instruments they know how to play to leave some lasting musical memories.

You might think this is harsh. And maybe it is. Blame Fall 95 for setting the bar high.

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#39 Dicks 2017 Saturdays & Sunday

After slaying the Baker’s Dozen, the no repeats restrictions came off, and Phish played a show for the ages on Friday, 9/1/17, at Dick’s.

Fans braced themselves for an epic 3 nights, but something happened at setbreak on Saturday. 3 meh sets followed. The band either ran out of gas or ran out of fucks. Too bad, because the #Phish who showed up on Friday played like they wanted to conquer the world.

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#38 10/24/14 The Forum, Los Angeles

Did you hear MSG bought the Forum and spent millions renovating it into a concert palace? Yeah, man. Phish’s first indoor show in LA in 10+ years. They’re gonna slay!

Well…

The show was pretty strong from DWD on. But after that first set and the 555 > BDTNL dagger of an opener, it didn’t matter. Jimi Hendrix could have risen from the dead and not saved it. At least LA fans will get more Forum shows in the coming years…

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#37 9/14/11 Essex Junction, VT

First hometown show since 3/18/97 Flynn (Essex might as well be Burlington).

What would they do? Old school throwdown? Local special guests? A nod to their Burlington roots in some manner, right?

How about a very average setlist with very average play? I wonder how many fans called in favors, paid through the nose, or did despicable things to get in?

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#36 12/30/95 MSG

Bet you didn’t expect to see this one here? I didn’t either. As a wide-eyed n00b, I LOVED this show at the time. I paid no attention to the Caspian opener, mid-second set Mule, and complete lack of type II improv in ::checks date:: December 95.

I might be pushing it a bit with this show in the top 40, but this night single-handedly keeps 1995 from having the best Holiday Run ever. It deserves a call out.

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#35 12/3/19 The Met, Philadelphia

Unlike other rare small venue shows of the last 20 years, this one occurred mid-tour and in prime Phish country. It was hyped to no end being a special event for SiriusXM and broadcast live on Phish Radio.

While this show is average for Fall 2019, the broadcast mix and compression from Sirius were so terrible that the only word to describe how the show sounded was “ass.” A laugh-filled letdown for tens of thousands listening.

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#34 10/16/96 Lake Placid

First show since the Clifford Ball at an intimate arena only a two-hour drive from Burlington, VT. Can’t miss!

It missed. Commonly cited as “worst show I ever saw” by fans in attendance, this night set the tone for an underwhelming Fall 96 swing that still plagues that tour’s reputation to this day.

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#33 7/4/12 Jones Beach

Summer 2012 was an exciting tour for the early 3.0 era, and on July 3 at Jones Beach, the band played a fantastic show with big-time bustouts and a brilliant Sand->Golden Age. Certainly they’d kill it the next night for the Fourth of July.

Not exactly. This show embodies everything fans disliked about early 3.0 with 27 songs and ripcords galore. But the worst part? July 4th on the beach and not a single firework. Independence Day fail.

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#32 7/19-7/21/2013 Northerly Island, Chicago

First outdoor shows in Chicago proper ever, and what a disaster they were.

You can’t blame the band for the weather. But putting that aside, they played 3 nights without a single memorable musical moment and assembled one of their weaker 3-set shows of all time.

The kicker? Google “worst Harpua ever” and see what pops to the top of your search results.

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#31 9/4/22 Dick’s

In 2022, Phish shifted the annual Dick’s tradition from a three-night run to a four-night run. Over the first three nights something was conspicuously missing—all of the songs many fans prefer not to hear.

That all changed Sunday night with an armada of modern bathroom tunes. Even an Icculus encore couldn’t save the show. The only reason this Summer 2022 closer isn’t higher on the list is everyone saw it coming a mile away.

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#30 10/22/13 Rochester & 10/23/13 Glens Falls

“Love these Fall 2013 dates. I’m sure Hampton, Worcester and AC will be fun, but the shows of tour will be Rochester & Glens Falls. Tiny arenas, first time back since Fall 99 & Halloween 94. Old school throw downs!”

Nope. Neither of these shows is terrible, but they were the two (non-Wingsuit) worst of tour. Anyone who sacrificed a big weekend to get there, chose very poorly and likely has big regrets.

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#29 8/14/22 Alpine Valley

After a great Summer 2021, brilliant Fall + fantastic Mexico & MSG runs, hopes were high for #Phish on Summer 2022. But despite some great highlights, the tour never caught fire. Fans said “just wait for Alpine” with high expectations for the 3-night closing run at the famed venue.

Wrong. Not only did Alpine not deliver as the run of Summer, but they arguably played their worst show of Summer and one of the worst shows of 4.0 to close.

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#28 1/1/15 Miami

Second show of the Holiday Run. New Year’s Day. Band was able to work out all the kinks during 3 sets of an up and down 12/31 night 1. It’s go time!

Ehh, maybe not. While the setlist isn’t quite as offensive as you’d think a show ranked this high should be, it’s hard to put into words just how flat and lifeless this show came off. Give a listen and try to keep your eyes open.

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#27 7/12/96 Melkweg, Amsterdam

Ever have an older head tell you how awesome everything was in the 90s? The one part they usually leave off is needing to fly to another country to smoke weed legally.

Maybe it’s unfair to categorize this highly anticipated show with the band high as fuck as a disappointment when it produced the expected results. Either way, it’s hilarious. If you’ve never heard this gem, don’t look at the setlist. Spark one up and just hit play.

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#26 Broomfield Colorado 2010

You’d think a 3-night run at a tiny 6,500 capacity arena set between the Phish fan Meccas of Boulder and Denver would be memorable in some way, right? Wrong.

These shows are so boring and uneventful that I can’t even pan them in an interesting way for this post. They didn’t even bomb in a memorable manner. They just kind of happened and disappeared without leaving a trace, and our collective memories have been wiped of them.

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#25 6/18/19 Toronto

First show on Canadian soil in 6 years. On top of that, it’s right after Bonnaroo. The band is going to let loose after playing festival sets, and the loyal fans in Canada will reap the benefits.

LOL

There’s plenty I can say about this show, but I don’t want to ruin the fun of reading the setlist and song timings. Oh Canada. Oh indeed.

#24 6/6/09 Great Woods

Ahh, the first week of the first tour of 3.0. One night at Fenway, 3 nights at Jones Beach, then back up to Great Woods before heading south. Surely the band would kick down at the famed Massachusetts venue? Kick they did, but it was squarely in the nuts.

Stealing Time opener, Golgi > Sparkle, Lawn Boy > Let Me Lie, Caspian S1 closer, S2 Mule > Heavy Things, Bug S2 closer…

And then Camden slayed the very next night.

🎶All my friends come backwards down I-95🎶

#23 6/12/09 Bonnaroo

Phish is back and they are playing the mighty Bonnaroo. They are a headline act and a big reason for many to attend. Not to mention, it’s a great opportunity to leave an impression on a new generation of fans. Giddy up!

Instead, this show made “festival set” a dirty word. While not the worst show ever, this late-night performance most certainly didn’t inspire much more than a few naps and left the ‘Roo kids wondering why the “olds” were so excited the band was back.

#22 10/21/96 & 10/22/96 MSG

Save me your stories about the “Freakapaug” and the Miles/Saunders sit-in. These shows were downright terrible. 10/21/96 is devoid of a single highlight. 10/22 was quickly on its way to joining it (umm, second set Lawn Boy > Mule) before an army of costumed dancers sparked some life into a set-closing Weekapaug and Buddy Miles delivered one of the more awkward sit-ins ever.

First shows at MSG following 12/31/95, too. What a shame. That start of Fall 96 was rough.

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#21 10/7/99 - 10/10/99 Nassau & Albany

A four-night run at two popular venues (Nassau was in good favor after Island Tour) to close out Fall Tour. It felt like EVERYONE was there. The band was in solid form leading up and everything was primed for a top notch run

Instead, we got four druggy (and not in a good way) up and down shows that oozed bad vibes. Even one of the best YEMs ever and some other choice jams couldn’t save the run. What a weird four nights.

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#20 Dicks 2018

Curveball canceled. Fans crushed. There was one more stop on Summer 2018—Dick’s. Easily the toughest Dick’s tickets ever with fans scrambling to make the run and bury their Curveball sadness. No way the band wouldn’t give it all they got!

The first set was incredible. The next set also great. But each set got progressively worse leading to a clunker Sunday closer. Phish had a chance to make us forget Curveball ever happened, but they blew it.

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#19 5/21/00 Radio City

This is the single hardest Phish ticket I can recall. The band played in front of 80K people for the turn of the Millennium at the absolute peak of their popularity and then held their next shows at the 5,500 capacity Radio City Music Hall in New York City. WTF.

To the relief of everyone shut out, the Big Cypress energy did not carry over. The next night would be listed here as well if not for the heroic Ghost.

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#18 12/30 & 12/31/96 Boston

1996 was weird. Fall started terribly on the east coast. This was before downloads, so these shows were what most fans knew of the tour. It gave Fall 96 a terrible rep despite the rest being solid to great. After slaying out west, Phish was back east for the Holiday Run. Surely, they would make up for October.

Nope! While Philly was solid, the Boston shows were about as bad as 12/30-31 gets. Only conclusion is Phish hates Boston.

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#17 Fenway Park 2019

The first night of Fenway 2019 left a lot to be desired: 16-song first set, up and down second that closed Wading > Fuego > Zero, a Bug > Coil encore. Oof. But the magic of this disaster lies in night 2.

After a massive rain delay, it was announced that the band would play one long set. Hopes were high. Hopes were crushed. Once again, #Phish proved there are few places they despise more than Boston.

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#16 Turkey Tour 2003—20th Anniversary Run

Put aside the idiotic idea of 4 cities in 5 nights. In retrospect, these shows aren’t terrible. They even contain two all-timers—the Albany Wolfman’s & Boston R&R.

But compared to Summer, something was off. Up & down setlists, ripcords (for the time) and a general lack of inspiring play left fans wondering why the band wasn’t in a celebratory mood for their big 20th. Looking back, this run was the beginning of the end.

@chopaganda I actually really like that Albany show. The Boston show was a big letdown though.

@DHSkalka @chopaganda Boston was the only show of that run I made. I was totally disappointed at the time, but I actually love relistening to this show. When you remove the context of the anniversary and just hear it as any other show it's got a lot of highlights.

(I think this puts me at 7 entries on this list so far. Phish hates me.)

@rchapin5 @DHSkalka The RnR is one of the best ever. Hands down.
@chopaganda @DHSkalka I thought they were going to do a "backwards" show when they opened when Hood > Cavern, but the show never really adopted an identity. At the end I convinced myself they just wanted to come out and play really well, setlist be damned! Some bold choices but some great playing. Just didn't feel like a celebration.
@chopaganda Couldn’t explain it at the time because I was a n00b, but 11/29 (Spectrum) had some evil vibes in the room. Still the weirdest show I’ve attended.
@chopaganda and you haven't even mentioned the absolute nightmare that was suffering the rain delay with thousands of addled people cramped into the belly of that fetid old place, each and every one ruing the timing of their chemical choices that evening

@chopaganda Been waiting to see where this lands. N1 wasn’t awful but N2 more than warrants inclusion of the whole weekend.

So far I’ve attended four of your top 40 and I suspect at least one other of my shows will make an appearance.

@chopaganda it's true, those shows were rough and I really don't get why they hate boston and in general MA since basically 09
@chopaganda best concert decisions I’ve made have been avoiding any and every concert ever played at Fenway. Some places are only built for baseball. Hard pass.
@Phreba @chopaganda
You missed the TTE debut a few years before? For shame.
@brucy @chopaganda can only imagine the chomp factory of 35k drunk Bostonians during that one. Talk about ooor song choice…
@chopaganda philly was just ok too. good story about bex leaving at setbreak in a huff and missing harpua.
@chillwig I wish you guys were still together because I bet you would have been out here a lot more often.
@chopaganda we should have known when the PA cut out during that first set on 12.30. it cuts a bit deeper for me knowing the best reserved seats I've ever had for NYE (8th row center) didn't coincide with a great show. Trey spent most of that third set wading through balloons which definitely played a role. I know the Boho Rap gets shit but the end set section with the choir was pretty awesome if nothing else
@chopaganda Those Philly shows were in fact not solid. Are you day drinking again?
@drewphish Compared to Boston, they were Big Cypress.
@chopaganda Those Philly shows were not big cypress compared to the time I was in the emergency room with full renal failure in 7th grade
@chopaganda nailed it again. One of the first pair of shows I walked away from where I thought, why did I go?!?
@chopaganda That entire run was so bad, it was the last time I attended all four holiday run shows after hitting them all from 94-96.
@chopaganda 40 years in and despite all the New York gigs, it still eats at New Yorkers that Phish is a New England band. Thoughts + prayers
@kev They’ve played Boston proper 3 times in the last 31 years.
@chopaganda @kev not even Bostonians actually like Boston. They just think they're the only ones that should be allowed to drag it.
@snowbank @kev @chopaganda I'm not even trying to be clever here, I've known a lot of Bostonians and spent some real time there at one point, I've heard the talk from one to another about how every aspect of the city is fucked
@kev @chopaganda @mrcompletely
Just thought it was funny cause it’s true
@chopaganda It wasn’t even until they started spending a lot more time in New York that shit got weird. You think we’d be getting songs like Soul Planet and More if they were still regularly gigging around downtown Boston? You’re welcome, honestly
@chopaganda That rotation jam nonsense in Philly should have got that show included. That might be fun to do at practice as a goof but it’s a drag to witness from the crowd.
@chopaganda yes, so very true. Similar to the 98 Fillmore and other “special” shows in too-small of venues, it’s almost like they mail it in to not make those who didn’t get in angry. Or perhaps it’s some deeper subconscious guilt thing about the ticket difficulty or fans building it up too much as a special show that eats away internally at their ability to hit escape velocity and reach the stratosphere
@chopaganda I can't tell you how much I'm enjoying this series. Fingers crossed, you're going to get a Grammy nomination for best shitpost of 2023.
@chopaganda I have a story about the second night of Nassau
We sent a bottle of Cabo Wabo backstage. Sorry blame us for the Tommy
@chopaganda got married that weekend and missed them all!!
@Neddyo Don’t worry, Neddy. You have some big nights coming up.
@chopaganda 10/9-10/99 did have a dope Pollock though. I don’t recall being terribly disappointed in the music at the time, but late 99 is a bit hazy.
@chopaganda Weird is right. I liked those shows and did that run... but it was strange as hell. Had to "babysit" a rando friend of a friend for four straight days, plus slept in a hotel conference room (actual rooms = sold out). Ahhhhh... to be young again.
@chopaganda I was in attendance and can confirm this to be the case.
@chopaganda Funny you should mention this. I was thinking a good follow up bonus would be the top 10 most disappointing sit ins. 😆
@chopaganda 🎶”All along…..all along….!!!!!”🎶
@chopaganda more like Freakasuck.
@chopaganda only was at like 4 of these so far. That's a disappointment!
@chopaganda oh man. The stark contrast between that snoozer at GW and the FIRE of Camden was vast.

@chopaganda aw i had fun at that one lol

least we got a solid Ruby Waves debut!

@chopaganda I know the circumstances were a bit odd due to the benefit show on the 9th and whatnot but is this the only Sunday-Monday-Tuesday three night run ever? pretty odd to have those be the nights of a run.
@LostReflector never thought of that but true
@chopaganda @LostReflector Had completely forgotten about the existence of these shows until today. And was then reminded that Light > Theme From the Bottom > Free > Joy from n3 was in tribute to Chilean miners being rescued!
@DaveG924 @chopaganda and who could forget the debut of My Problem Right There that run too!
@chopaganda can confirm ~ the best show of the run was the Fourmile Fire benefit show the night before