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Don't eat the rich. They are not healthy for you.
Nick@mayaisloading Burn the rich? solves 2 problems in one go.
However not sure about the Enviromental impact of it
Eric 🇨🇦@mayaisloading Blaaah. And they taste yucky too.
Catherine is not complacent@mayaisloading all those chemicals, the Botox, transdermal fillers, and who knows what drug cocktail. Definitely not safe.
kt@mayaisloading actually, if you soak them in saltwater for a few days, it leeches off a bunch of the extra fat.
@mayaisloading (this is a joke, obs.). don’t put rich bodies in our oceans. They kill off marine life….
Shield Maiden@mayaisloading Bitter and toxic, very fatty and full of absurd anti-truth chemicals....
iteration523 
@mayaisloading Pigs can eat them though. And cats.
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@iteration523 @mayaisloading I thought the pigs worked for the rich...
Lucifer ☄️@mayaisloading
They are healthier for you as compost or sewage than they are as monopolists and corporate overlords and tech platform owners
Just sayin'
Pari Moon-Forest@mayaisloading
No, render them down for the lard. Use it sparingly.
No, render them down for the lard. Use it sparingly.
Jessica@mayaisloading it's a price I'm willing to take
Stone@mayaisloading Great. Now I’m craving the 1%
Chris Maler
Anarcho-Llama ☭ 🏳️⚧️@mayaisloading @BeTheCookie Better to feed them to each other. Feed the pigs
Past Daily@mayaisloading They are loaded with Carcinogens.
Johnydon 🇨🇦🇺🇦
BKM
bkm (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image And here I thought "Eat the Rich" was just hyperbole
@bkm Oh well 🤣 Then you eat what is survived in front of you like a good guest.
Love being treated to...oops, I mean *as* royalty.
Brian BroadusYou're so wrong. It's "healthful." The rich are not HEALTHFUL for you.
pwtulley@mayaisloading Absolutely dripping cholesterol!
Excess G (Gregg, they)@mayaisloading They're also not healthy for the world, and by sacrificing myself when I eat one I do the world a net positive.
KingOfHeartsToo fatty
Cary@mayaisloading
I feed them to feral hogs
I feed them to feral hogs
MonsieurPoopyHead@mayaisloading
Can I use them a kindling?
Can I use them a kindling?