Everyone who works on #concurrent programming or #distributed #consensus should have to coordinate getting both my kids into the same battle on the same server at the same time in whatever the hell #Roblox game they’re playing right now. They’re literally in the same room, a few feet apart, with a reliable communications medium (English) and they’re livelocked.
“We solved the dining philosophers problem by having the philosophers yell at each other until Dad had to kick them off the computer and make them go read to self.”

@lorddimwit "with a reliable communications medium (English)"

I think I see your problem...