Upper Midwest individuals: How’s everyone else’s upper back with all the ice forcing us to penguin walk?
Lots of other folks: How are your lower backs from walking like land mammals?
@MMGirlfriend I fell on my butt like a cartoon character when I shoveled the last #snow with all the #ice under it. I've had a sore tailbone ever since where I ease out of my car or off the couch like a 90 year old.
#mnastodon
@nuzzlehouse Oh no, it’s so treacherous out there. Going for a walk or even just going to get the mail is to risk life and limb. I hope you feel better soon! #BrokenButt
@MMGirlfriend To think there would be a day when someone would hash-tag #brokenbutt at me.
@nuzzlehouse What a time to be alive, right? In my defense, I have two kids and I’m a school librarian. Still working on figuring out the whole armpit fart.
@MMGirlfriend I have two teenage girls, so you think I would have heard #brokenbutt before at this point. So you should be proud of yourself that you have your finger on the pulse of kids hashtags!
@MMGirlfriend not bad. It was 80 here on Thursday. I'm not sure how to deal with spring flowers showing up in February.