Man you fucked up.
@TheTweetOfGod I can always count on you, God, to see the big picture.
@TheTweetOfGod I never committed infanticide on myself, however.
@TheTweetOfGod what kind of soap does god use to wipe its mouth out?
@TheTweetOfGod and by man I assume you mean mankind
@TheTweetOfGod What'd I do now?
@ChristieZ @TheTweetOfGod What we do best, do it again, and again, and...! πŸ˜‚
@TheTweetOfGod shouldn't you be the Toot of God?
@TheTweetOfGod πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†OOP
@TheTweetOfGod
Hey, you gave us free will. So really, this is on You.

@TheTweetOfGod

It was only 1-1! And it’s written Man U

@TheTweetOfGod: Sure, mainly by inventing you!
@TheTweetOfGod The guy with the sandle and pinkish short on with hairy legs?
@TheTweetOfGod You made us in your image. Obviously, not a great idea.
@TheTweetOfGod oohOOOO! Are we gonna be treated to an almighty cat fight between Your Tweetiness and God @godpod ??