@ChrisPirillo To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no Sith had gone before!

@ChrisPirillo To win the "biggest tea ball" contest on Alderaan. Unfortunately they lost and well... They did not take it well.

@ChrisPirillo Proto AT&T Logo?

@ChrisPirillo To be a shining beacon all alone in the dark.

@ChrisPirillo Alderaan Telephone & Telegraph

@ChrisPirillo Titillation.

@ChrisPirillo The Imperial Planning and Zoning department requires a survey for all building permits. The "Death Star" was a survey marker being used to calculate appropriate set backs for a new hyperspace lane. The Rebellion was started by a bunch of NIMBYs.

@ChrisPirillo Definitely made to get the attention of big cats as the laser shines all over the galaxy

@ChrisPirillo to prove time travel because Saturn's moon Mimas was not photographed in detail until 2 years after Star Wars: A New Hope …

@ChrisPirillo planetary demolition to make ways for interstellar bypasses.

@ChrisPirillo its the main server for The Pirate Bay.

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Pop some popcorn obviously .🍿​

@ChrisPirillo Antenna topper.

@ChrisPirillo it was an intergalactic Cheesecake Factory

@ChrisPirillo It was a trash compacter.

@ChrisPirillo Subwoofer

@ChrisPirillo the Death Star was originally designed to find an answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe and Everything, and spent approximately ten million years working on this; unfortunately it was destroyed by space rebels only five minutes before producing a final answer

@ChrisPirillo A mausoleum for star fish.

@ChrisPirillo It was actually built to protect a vent. The entire structure was built around the vent to make sure that the vent was never obstructed. Very important vent.

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Day care centre for the next generation of Storm Troopers. Duh.