Low Quality Facts"When one door closes, another opens"
Not if you live in a properly functioning house.
maddie (MOVED!) 
@lowqualityfacts i live in a carnival funhouse, please leave me alone
Luci 🐝@lowqualityfacts I'm no buildingologist, but that ain't right
ADHDeanASL@lowqualityfacts Pretty sure that’s called a “haunting”
Yaoi Box Balloon@lowqualityfacts Don't move to Ireland then 😬
actualddv@lowqualityfacts Never been, but I think that's how jails work
Ruben@lowqualityfacts Unless that properly functioning house is haunted.
Labrador Girl@lowqualityfacts Doors that are not well hung just slowly drift open.
gregsdennis
Fratm 
@lowqualityfacts It's also how you get mosquitos.
ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳🌈@lowqualityfacts
Also a problem if closing a door opens a window. Drafty.
Also a problem if closing a door opens a window. Drafty.
Azura Claire@lowqualityfacts I should stop leaving the AC on at all hours then.
duva@lowqualityfacts this is a high quality fact.
@duvaxd I'm ruined.
Mboya
Evelyn@lowqualityfacts We used to have a bedroom door that opene whenever the front door opened. Nothing we tried would fix it, so we decided it was being done by a ghost named George. That way we could say “The bedroom door opened again, by George.”
We’ll get our collective coat.
Colorblind Cowboy@lowqualityfacts Or you're Marcel Duchamp
https://www.toutfait.com/unmaking_the_museum/Door.11%20rue%20Larrey.html
Unprecedented 2023
Simon Frankau@lowqualityfacts Often a sign that you're in an airlock.
Iguazu
Half Cocked Law@lowqualityfacts Doesn't every house have a revolving door?
RevJeber@lowqualityfacts
That happens if you're in prison.
That happens if you're in prison.
@lowqualityfacts this usually happens for double-door closets.