who called it BGP instead of “fuck around and find route?”

@SecureOwl because apparently fundamental internet protocols had to have a 2 or 3 letter acronym:

TCP
IP
UDP
FTP
PPP
ARP

@SecureOwl It used to be BGPOS, but Blundering Giant Pile Of Shit was deemed a tad too honest for an RFC, and it was decided to shorten it.
@SecureOwl taken me a good few (confusing) minutes to realise this is much funnier if one pronounces “route” as an American; which is presumably how it’s intended!
@pasquires that’s actually super interesting because I grew up in the U.K. and have been in the states for 12 years now, and it made me realise that when I say route in my thoughts, I say it the American way, and that’s a fairly recent development because I always used to say route the British way. America has altered my brain.
@pasquires @SecureOwl TBF, Americans say it both ways. Route 66 is always “root” (as is “Roto Router”), but here where I live, we say “State Route 138”, pronounced rhyming with “out”. It’s sort of regional.
@SecureOwl @pasquires *Roto Rooter with 2 Os 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@SecureOwl can I put that on a T-shirt?
@SecureOwl well in fairness FAFR sounds rude 😉
@SecureOwl Would you have preferred that they contineued to call it EGP?
@SecureOwl Also called "routing by rumor"
@SecureOwl The guys who devised BGP have been friends of mine for almost 40 years. I know from conversations that they expected it to be replaced with something better in short order, and are appalled that it’s still in use at all.
@SecureOwl that sounds Canadian to me
@SecureOwl who called it privesc instead of “fuck around and find root”
@SecureOwl it’s much preferred to using YOLO (you-only-link-once) discovery.
@SecureOwl Predates the phrase, but I'll allow it.