Mike Masnick ✅Lol.
Forget "netflix and chill," next time ask someone if they'd like to "swoon."
hannah aubry@mmasnick this content is highly relevant to my interests
WSHuff@mmasnick OMG, he’s such a motherswooning liar.
acb@mmasnick Hamberder and swoon, or perhaps just a cup of covfefe
Alex Coventry@mmasnick Swoon off!
LAUREN
The Stroll-The Diamonds-original song-1957
That Anonymous Cowardnetflix and chill
disney+ and thrust
life alert and squirt
bigly and swoon
Dalchico
Health Data Abacus@mmasnick "a veritable minefield of malapropisms and factual errors"
Russell@mmasnick the ol' Mastodoon and Swoon
Patty Bluebird 🦩@mmasnick I'd like to tell him to swoon into the Pacific ocean.
Radix
Badgertricia@mmasnick oh for swoon sake
Andrew Leahey@mmasnick This sucks so bad.
Bravo.
Mike Laursen@mmasnick Timely. I was teaching my kids to sing barbershop quartet last night, which I was faking since I don’t really know anything about barbershop quartet. We came up with a lovely “swooh-ooh-ooh-oon” on “By the Light of the Silvery Moon”.
Kirsten Han 👩🏻💻 韩俐颖@mmasnick The Swoon is Netflix’s YouTube channel promoting the Korean drama content on their platform, I’m not kidding https://youtube.com/@TheSwoon
Chance The Lawyer ⚡︎@mmasnick ok my turn “MIKE!!”
Mohamed Al-Hajamy 💾@mmasnick Wait, I thought OpenAI didn't put their early GPT models in bodies.
Half Cocked Law@MutedTrampet @mmasnick Must have been one of their early Alphas
rag. Gustavino BevilacquaMaybe "swooned" was considered the past (im)perfect of the verb "to swine".
Simon LucyThe Medieval Romantic description of rape then.
Reverse Watergate
Cranky David@mmasnick
the squirrels in his brain get creative and just laugh at us trying to decipher it.
the squirrels in his brain get creative and just laugh at us trying to decipher it.
what does this reference?
Charles J Gervasi ⚡🛡️🥥@mmasnick To swoon is intransitive. It cannot take a direct object.
clacke: exhausted pixie dream boy 🇸🇪🇭🇰💙💛
Nate
@innonate haha, yes. I thought about posting that part too...
AmericanMe@mmasnick I’ll continue…um…yeah…uh…uh huh. Yep. But he didn’t do it.
@mmasnick I wish they had asked him if he had ever swooned anyone else? Is he a serial swooner? Is that why Melania sleeps in a separate room?
@dadidoc1 they do kinda get at that in the deposition.
D'Archangel@mmasnick I have to sleep but I can't stop reading this wild document.
Riley S. Faelan@mmasnick: Well, unlike a certain other candidate, he's not known for reading everything that is being put in front of him ...
hybrid havoc@mmasnick "I think it's stock. I think it's a stock photo."
Add it to the list of things he does not know the meaning of.
Nick Heer@mmasnick I forgot what it was like to read statements from this guy. Thanks, Mike.
Robin from Colorado 🇺🇸🇺🇦
Bruce Johnson ✅@mmasnick He's a stable genius tasked with saving America. He doesn't have time to learn things like 'words' and 'meanings'. There's saving to do.
PeggyJoan ☮️💙🌈🐶@mmasnick
Beyond humiliating and beyond my understanding how this moron could have been elected president.
Beyond humiliating and beyond my understanding how this moron could have been elected president.
Daniel Freysinger@PeggyJoan @mmasnick It says a lot about people who voted for him.
Torbjörn Björkman@mmasnick LAIDIES AND GENTLEMEN! I GIVE YOU.... THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Formerly,, admittedly, but also, possibly, futurly.
progressiveartist@mmasnick He's just so disgusting I doubt there's a word in the Thesaurus to accurately describe how disgusting he truly is. 🤢
Doug Pasnak@mmasnick The fact anyone voted for this idiot, never mind around 25% of the USA, is a stain that should outlive all of us.
Its Gregory@mmasnick This is from Kramer's 3rd movement of E 52nd Ave I thought so ... where did you get it- added it in I bet
Anathema Device@mmasnick where is this from?
@mmasnick See, there are different definitions of 'bad'. In this case, it's anything Trump doesn't like. Now you *might* have a different definition, but then you'd be 'bad' too.
@mmasnick If you put that in Google Translate and go from "Trump" to "English" it comes out "yeah but still."
Ian Ramjohn
myrmepropagandistI wish there was big huge and powerful radical left wing publisher. That would be dope.
@mmasnick this should have been sent out saying it was from a mentally challenged teen so that people would feel bad for him.
@mmasnick The first thing that made me laugh was that someone is over there convincing him that Truth Social is bigger than TikTok.
James Dallas@hybridhavoc @mmasnick "We're bigger than the Cosby Show! That's the ticket!"
Cold Openings: Tommy Flanagan - Saturday Night Live
@mmasnick He speaks like a 4-year old (my apologies to 4-year olds)
@mmasnick hahahahhaah
@mmasnick beneath everything else, he is just plain stupid.
Helchose@mmasnick And this looney tunes whacko was our POTUS for 4 years.
Joseph Zitt@mmasnick Where is all this from? (It's clear from the verbal gerbil droppings who is answering, but from what?) Is the full document online?