Lol.
I mean. Holy crap.
I have a meeting soon so need to stop this, but... um...
Forget "netflix and chill," next time ask someone if they'd like to "swoon."
@mmasnick this content is highly relevant to my interests
@mmasnick OMG, he’s such a motherswooning liar.
@mmasnick Hamberder and swoon, or perhaps just a cup of covfefe

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netflix and chill
disney+ and thrust
life alert and squirt
bigly and swoon

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me: *Reads reply, shudders, closes app*
@mmasnick "a veritable minefield of malapropisms and factual errors"
@mmasnick the ol' Mastodoon and Swoon
@mmasnick I'd like to tell him to swoon into the Pacific ocean.
@mmasnick Timely. I was teaching my kids to sing barbershop quartet last night, which I was faking since I don’t really know anything about barbershop quartet. We came up with a lovely “swooh-ooh-ooh-oon” on “By the Light of the Silvery Moon”.
@mmasnick The Swoon is Netflix’s YouTube channel promoting the Korean drama content on their platform, I’m not kidding https://youtube.com/@TheSwoon
@mmasnick Wait, I thought OpenAI didn't put their early GPT models in bodies.
@MutedTrampet @mmasnick Must have been one of their early Alphas

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Maybe "swooned" was considered the past (im)perfect of the verb "to swine".

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The Medieval Romantic description of rape then.

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the squirrels in his brain get creative and just laugh at us trying to decipher it.

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what does this reference?

@mmasnick the whole thing is wild but for some reason this made me lol the loudest.
@innonate haha, yes. I thought about posting that part too...
@mmasnick I’ll continue…um…yeah…uh…uh huh. Yep. But he didn’t do it.
@mmasnick I wish they had asked him if he had ever swooned anyone else? Is he a serial swooner? Is that why Melania sleeps in a separate room?
@dadidoc1 they do kinda get at that in the deposition.
@mmasnick I have to sleep but I can't stop reading this wild document.
@mmasnick: Well, unlike a certain other candidate, he's not known for reading everything that is being put in front of him ...

@mmasnick "I think it's stock. I think it's a stock photo."

Add it to the list of things he does not know the meaning of.

@mmasnick I forgot what it was like to read statements from this guy. Thanks, Mike.
@mmasnick He's a stable genius tasked with saving America. He doesn't have time to learn things like 'words' and 'meanings'. There's saving to do.
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Beyond humiliating and beyond my understanding how this moron could have been elected president.
@PeggyJoan @mmasnick It says a lot about people who voted for him.

@mmasnick LAIDIES AND GENTLEMEN! I GIVE YOU.... THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

Formerly,, admittedly, but also, possibly, futurly.

@mmasnick He's just so disgusting I doubt there's a word in the Thesaurus to accurately describe how disgusting he truly is. 🤢
@mmasnick The fact anyone voted for this idiot, never mind around 25% of the USA, is a stain that should outlive all of us.
@mmasnick This is from Kramer's 3rd movement of E 52nd Ave I thought so ... where did you get it- added it in I bet
@mmasnick See, there are different definitions of 'bad'. In this case, it's anything Trump doesn't like. Now you *might* have a different definition, but then you'd be 'bad' too.
@mmasnick If you put that in Google Translate and go from "Trump" to "English" it comes out "yeah but still."
@andrew @mmasnick I thought it translated as "Yeah, but did you know he's a Jew?"

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I wish there was big huge and powerful radical left wing publisher. That would be dope.

@mmasnick this should have been sent out saying it was from a mentally challenged teen so that people would feel bad for him.
@mmasnick The first thing that made me laugh was that someone is over there convincing him that Truth Social is bigger than TikTok.

@hybridhavoc @mmasnick "We're bigger than the Cosby Show! That's the ticket!"

https://youtu.be/Qz6wHELTkr8

Cold Openings: Tommy Flanagan - Saturday Night Live

YouTube
@mmasnick He speaks like a 4-year old (my apologies to 4-year olds)
@mmasnick beneath everything else, he is just plain stupid.
@mmasnick And this looney tunes whacko was our POTUS for 4 years.
@mmasnick Where is all this from? (It's clear from the verbal gerbil droppings who is answering, but from what?) Is the full document online?