Welcome to your 30s. You don't fight for your right to party. You fight to sleep through the night with getting up to pee.

@dreamthievin

[laughs in late 40s]
Hey at least we know we're hydrated.

@dreamthievin Welcome to your 50s. You've given up the nightly pee fight and can now forget what you're doing whilst doing it.
@dreamthievin as a millenial is his 30s my pickup lines are "I have a 401k" and "I have both an ira and roth ira" ;)
@dreamthievin 30’s? That’s too young.