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In the Fediverse, I share profound (or especially heinous) insights from two separate, yet equally important places: my head and my ass. These are their stories.

Mrs. She/her. GenXy beast. I watch a ton of TV and know all the lyrics to all the songs played on U.S. radio in the 1980s. I like people who like to laugh. Header (by RiotGrlErin) has an outer-space background. I am fair skinned with cat-eye glasses. In my profile pic my eyes are stoned shut.

Star signAries, cusp of Pisces (I dream of leading) Cancer rising
OccupationData science amateur. Can't have no dirty data.
Family1 sleepy old man, 1 genius tween who codes
HomeChicago (Potawatomi land): Actually LESS shooty than some parts of the USA
These gummies are called Incredibles Sour Blue Razzberry. They contain bonus cannabigerol, which is not a word I made up!!
Okay, leaning strongly toward no on that one.
LOL, I was gonna cancel this one. I vape and I know things. Gonna stay in this call for the full 15 minutes so I know for sure how it is over there
#NobodyWantsToDebaseThemselvesForWorkAnymore
I'm now in a video conference with myself! Yes, I would hire me and I'm very impressed with my can-doo attitude
#StonerJobInterviewHack You should be able to make and hold a serious face and you should not laugh unless something is obviously, clearly funny. You might think your smile is cute but #LFMF if you're unable to stop smiling, this is gonna be bad for you
Good morning stoners! Happy Friyay!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpQ9w81ABLh/?igshid=OTA3YzJiYTA= Weed under a microscope from tardibabe on IG
Chloé Savard on Instagram: "Is weed legal in your state or country? 👀 Not only cannabis can be use medicinally and recreationally, it’s one of the oldest food source and textile fiber in Eurasia. It also have been long used for hemp seeds and oils. Since then, it has been cultivated worldwide! This annual flowering plant is known to produce at least 120 different phytocannabinoids including THC and CBD and 445 other phytochemicals like terpenoids, fatty acids, alcohols and sugars. THC is well known for its psychoactive activities (getting you high 🪁) while CBD has been studied for its huge therapeutic potential, especially in neurodegenerative diseases, epilepsy, autoimmune disorders and cancer. As for terpenoids, they’re the main components of essential oils and are responsible for the distinctive aromates of weed. For example, terpernes like pinene is responsible for the pine scent while limonene is responsible for a more citrusy odour. Cannabinoids can be found in all parts of the plants; stalls, leaves, flowers, resin and seeds. Although, one type of structure, called trichome, produces more cannabinoids and terpenes! You can see them very well in the clips; they’re these stalked bubbles that reflects light vividly. Trichomes are only produced on female flowers and when they’re heated, the molecules they contain, like CBD acids and THC acids which are inactive, are decarboxylated into their bioactive states and are ready to be recognized by the human body, more specifically by receptors of our endocannabinoid system. Video taken with my iPhone mounted on a BA310E Motic microscope with an @ilabcam ultra adapter 🔬"

19K Likes, 493 Comments - Chloé Savard (@tardibabe) on Instagram: "Is weed legal in your state or country? 👀 Not only cannabis can be use medicinally and recrea..."

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Good morning stoners! Enjoy your day! 
Wishing Something Good happens to everyone today!  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNYjOVo5IEw
Alt-J - Something Good (Official Video)

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Good morning stoners! I hope everyone has a stroke of luck today (heheh) I hope each of us gets a nice surprise that helps everything suck less.