@UncleDuke1969 It’s an understandable typo; loose stools … oops admiration.

@UncleDuke1969 they already think berry much of you

@UncleDuke1969 Yeah, and the bananas don't thing you have much a'peel.

@UncleDuke1969 well, I've definitely been wooed by kiwis at some point...

@UncleDuke1969 But what about those grapes?
They're a questionable bunch.

@UncleDuke1969 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@UncleDuke1969 I’d take the admiration of my piers over this any day.

@UncleDuke1969 wait until you hear what the Quince has to say about you!!

@UncleDuke1969 and the bananas think you’ve lost it

@UncleDuke1969 Later that same night, I ran into a nectarine on the subway. Our eyes met and just before I reflexively glanced away, their expression changed, and I looked back. With slow deliberation, they looked at me without expression, one hand slowly curling into a single upraised middle-finger.

@UncleDuke1969 And the apples, they think you are a complete dick head.

@UncleDuke1969 Who are you calling a fruit?

@UncleDuke1969 =chuckles=

@UncleDuke1969 There's an orange of options here

@UncleDuke1969 The apples are gonna protest.

@UncleDuke1969
I have 1 orange and a bag of apples. Am I popular?

@UncleDuke1969 Citruses have always had a sour reputation.