Let’s create a series of conspiracies that lead to progressive actions, but for totally made up reasons.
“Switch to solar? Of course! Don’t you know that the government is trying to control our minds through the powerlines? If all of the homes have solar, they can’t get to us.“
"Want to know the REAL reason your city doesn't have a better public transit or rail system?
COMMUNISTS!
It's because they don't want us to have better things then they do.
They know that if you didn't have to drive to work or the store, that you would be able to buy an even BETTER car then the one you have now, AND you'd have less wear and tear on it!
Fucking commies! "
@Mrfunkedude My made up conspiracy-theory-for-good is that antivax conspiracies were started by Big Pharma. Because if you eradicate a disease you can't sell vaccines for it anymore - but if a small percentage of the population refuse to get vaxxed, the disease will hang around forever, and so will your profits.
Same with anti-mask. If you wear a mask you don't get colds and they lose all the profit from selling you decongestant pills and cough syrups.
FOLLOW THE MONEY!
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