Let’s create a series of conspiracies that lead to progressive actions, but for totally made up reasons.

“Switch to solar? Of course! Don’t you know that the government is trying to control our minds through the powerlines? If all of the homes have solar, they can’t get to us.“

@Mrfunkedude Why do you think we don’t have universal health care? Because the puppet masters want us to pump money into their corporations. Part of your monthly premium literally goes to pay the salary of people finding reasons to deny your claim. They even made fiduciary responsibility laws so it’s “illegal” to put patient needs ahead of the financial concerns of the puppet masters. Healthcare owned by the ppl would strip the Illuminati of a major revenue stream.
@Mrfunkedude @EMStoveken Currently the US workforce works mainly for the insurance companies. People are sticking with corporate jobs they would leave if not for the loss of isurance. Doctors, Dentists, Psychiatrists, and Optomotrists can only offer services that are reimburssable by insurance. The insurance industry is willing to spend billions ... with a 'b'... to keep their position of power. This is not due to some covert or sinister plot, it is bald-faced self interest. Dictators do not step down for the good of their countries and neither will the insurance industry.
@hill_hobbit @EMStoveken you realize that these are supposed to be satire right?
@EMStoveken @Mrfunkedude <sigh> no, I probably don't. Which "these" do you mean? Please explain so I don't sound like a tweet... er... I mean twit.

@hill_hobbit @EMStoveken I meant replies to the original post.

I appreciate the seriousness of your opinions but wasn't sure if you knew this was supposed to be a post thread that satirized conspiracy theories to twist them towards progressive ends?

Just checking.

@EMStoveken @Mrfunkedude LOL, I see it now. ADHD didn't read the whole thread before responding. Thanks for the heads-up.
@EMStoveken @Mrfunkedude as freinds do. Much appreciated. :-)