“Of course I believe in aliens! They are the ones that have been putting fossil fuels into the ground so that we’ll use it to terraform our atmosphere into their alien planet! That’s why we got to stop using them!“

“Do you know why you want to start your own garden? Because the Hollywood elite want to keep selling their magazines to you at the grocery store to promote themselves. If you start growing your own food, then the grocery stores go out of business, and they’ll no longer have a place to sell their magazines!“

@Mrfunkedude Most of these conspiracy theories you’re coming up with — this one especially — have better logic than the ‘real’ conspiracy theories do.

@IanAMartin 🤣

@Mrfunkedude Often, conspiracy theories are fun to explore because they’re so delightfully Byzantine in their logic, but I recall a ‘documentary’ I saw which was trying to convince viewers that there was an ancient alien base of operations on our moon. They had all kinds of photos and drawings which they claimed proved conclusively that there was a cannon, or a ship, or a bridge spanning a chasm up there. I was successful in knocking down their logic by merely thinking ‘or that’s a rock.’

@IanAMartin @Mrfunkedude but wait, there’s a documentary out about that hidden moon basis https://youtu.be/Py_IndUbcxc