I looked at the sofa arm rest in time to see a spider preparing to crawl on my arm. With the reflexes of a ninja I screamed and swiped that spider to the floor. I then searched the carpet until I found the offending arachnid and disposed of it.

Decided to vacuum in the event he had family. I bumped the side table with the vacuum thereby knocking a can of Pepsi and a full quart-sized mug of water onto carpet.

So, how's your day going?