Got so high last night that I swore I heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song in the fridge.

Took a second look and realized it was just chives talking.

@dreamthievin Oh thank you for the earwig
It's just your chives talkin'
You're telling me lies, yeah
Chives talkin'
You wear a disguise
@dreamthievin The good news is it finally replaced this earwig.
January 22, The year of the Rabbit Pun.
Elton John got his pet rabbit a treadmill for Xmas.
It’s a little fit bunny.