GOP should just give the speakership to someone with a long prior record of successfully holding that position, like *checks CV* Santos
@Pwnallthethings I'll never forget when he first held the gavel in the wake of 9/11 (back in 2015).

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@Pwnallthethings I think they should just dig up and vote for the bones of the last guy to survive a multi-ballot speakership. He’s got the track record…
@Pwnallthethings Good choice. I heard this dude had a fantastic track record at Goldman as well.
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@Pwnallthethings I nominate our dog. He is a good boy and thus well qualified.
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@Pwnallthethings @manateacake this is a fine suggestion, but I would be concerned that it would take too much time away from his other responsibilities as astronaut and heart surgeon.