Sardonic_Cynic
Bethany BlackNormally I’m sceptical of these things, but I have tested this one and it really works.
Linda@BethanyBlack Love this!
Robert Denby@BethanyBlack
Google "Gail the Snail Salted" from Always Sunny
You're welcome.
sparseMatrix ✅✅✅ 📻@BethanyBlack Black pepper actually works better for this, I have seen it in practice.
Dex Steel
PetterOfCats@BethanyBlack but isn't this "a salt"?
Morgane@PetterOfCats @BethanyBlack French people would say it's "sel-défense". ;-)
Ian K Tindale@BethanyBlack during the pandemic which is still the pandemic I did a similar thing, I didn’t want people to cough near me, so I would utter the enchantment “far cough, far cough – far cough” #Typography
Bret Nason@BethanyBlack Very interesting! I might have to start hoarding salt packets from fast food restaurants. Do you need special magical training to get this to work?
We Can Be Gyros@BethanyBlack spraying witch hazel is good too.
justsusanholdingon@BethanyBlack I am gonna have to try this one the next time at drop off and the PTA volunteer coordinator heads my way. #NeverKnowUntilYouTry #OverIt #WhereGreatIdeasComeToDie #NewYearsResolutions
AmeriCanuck@BethanyBlack And if that doesn't work, throw a couple of AAs or a 9-Volt at them.
Nothing keeps people away like A-Salt and Battery.
Jack Eastman@BethanyBlack Try this BEFORE threatening to shear off your own fingers
@BethanyBlack do you know how embarrassing it is to burst out cackling in a crowded restaurant?
But thank you for lifting my mood.
But thank you for lifting my mood.
Bullet With Butter Tart Wings@BethanyBlack
Thank you for that. You gave me my 1st uncontrollable chuckle for the day.
Thank you for that. You gave me my 1st uncontrollable chuckle for the day.
Yesterday's Rose@BethanyBlack I'm more partial to the Gas Cloud spell, if I'm to tell someone they're not welcome. Step 1: Shitloads of rye bread (and pea soup if it's Thursday too). Step 2: Wait. Step 3: [...you know what happens]
mnda@umbraroze @BethanyBlack The classic Crop Dusting Intention.
Nlroundabout@BethanyBlack ohhh - I thought you yelled “fuchsia” at someone.
MotherMayhem31
Cookiefiend@BethanyBlack This actually seems like a credible approach.
Kee HinckleyVery similar to the incantation to stop a Tesla. Although in that case you need to encircle it with salt, so it thinks it’s a lane marker.
Claire PhillipsI wonder what it's like to be on the receiving end of such a spell.
Do you wake up feeling salty?
Atoz 🍁Rock salt? Iodized? Kosher? Will any salt do? 😬
Jocelynephiliac 
John "John Davies" Davies ☑️@BethanyBlack Also works with a catapult, or any fast moving projectile.
Indigo Haze@BethanyBlack "So I need to remove the salt from the canister first for this spell to be effective?" ;)