Hello all, toot.garden is back online, I had a fun few hours of trying to figure out what the hell happened.
Essentially, for some bizzare reason, the I/O on the Hetzner dedi just *stopped* and because of this, it triggered all the remote monitors. I tried to log in, no success. I tried to ping the server, no success. I then tried to reboot it via Hetzner's Robot service. Still nothing.