"Zardoz" was in 2023, so do we all just start wearing orange harness now? Or is there some kind of phase-in window?

#pooptoot #shitpost

@glassbottommeg sometimes i can't tell if we visit the same subreddits or if just the same internet holes with the same taste in memes
@glassbottommeg giant statue that pukes guns would be pretty peak America
@glassbottommeg The cloth shortage of 2023 forced Americans to wear all our guns and leather. It was the sexiest of times, it was the chaffiest of times...
@glassbottommeg Also orange? That's red, right? Is orange real? Is red real!? WHAT ARE COLORS!?

@glassbottommeg i for one will be chanting

the gun is good, the penis is evil

@glassbottommeg they sure don’t make movies like that any more.

Wait. If someone does make movies like that, please let me know?

@glassbottommeg Thanks. I was having trouble deciding what to wear today—sorted.
@glassbottommeg Zardoz was set in 2293!
@benx @glassbottommeg This seems to be true. Well, I’ll come back to this toot in 270 years. Gives me time to work on my red/orange harness body figure.
(Believe me, this time will not be wasted!)
@glassbottommeg I really need to watch this. it was filmed just outside my home town... for some reason..
@glassbottommeg what do you mean start wearing....
@glassbottommeg Can I have my apartment to be a giant flying stone head that shouts "the penis is evil"?
@glassbottommeg 2293, I think, so we can keep our shirts and pants on for a while yet.