James WebpageJan 1, 2023
donni saphire
A whale is just a large dog. Please do not argue. Respect my beliefs
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Show threadThomas CrossleyDec 31, 2022
@donni Does that mean my dog is just a small whale? That would explain a lot.
Show threadThomasJan 1, 2023
@quietthom @donni That's why dogs can only hold their breath underwater for such a short time. You know, scaling.
Show threadThomas CrossleyJan 1, 2023
@trz @donni And all the diving in ditches too.
Show threadngoomie is moving!Jan 1, 2023
@donni you're right though, and you should let everyone know
Show threadCallMeShoileyJan 1, 2023
@donni I see your point
Show threadZoeyJan 1, 2023

@donni When early whales supposedly looked like this?

Yeah, I'd buy that.

Show threadFrankRockJan 1, 2023
@donni I shall.
Show threadArcticfoxJan 1, 2023
@donni the science checks out
Show threadThe WerewolfJan 1, 2023

@donni Bears are just dog-gorillas.

FIGHT ME.

Show threadRoger NieldJan 1, 2023
@TheWerewolf @donni 😂 please dont or someone will make a series of it.
Show threaddaniel s.Jan 1, 2023
@donni whales used to be amphibious and had legs which is fucking terrifying
Show threadA-FilipovJan 7, 2023
@donni I shall wage war on you. A whale is clearly a large dog.
Show threadapophisMay 7, 2025
@donni a dog is just a realistic ant