A whale is just a large dog. Please do not argue. Respect my beliefs
@donni Does that mean my dog is just a small whale? That would explain a lot.
@quietthom @donni That's why dogs can only hold their breath underwater for such a short time. You know, scaling.
@trz @donni And all the diving in ditches too.
@donni you're right though, and you should let everyone know

@donni When early whales supposedly looked like this?

Yeah, I'd buy that.

@donni the science checks out

@donni Bears are just dog-gorillas.

FIGHT ME.

@TheWerewolf @donni 😂 please dont or someone will make a series of it.
@donni whales used to be amphibious and had legs which is fucking terrifying
@donni I shall wage war on you. A whale is clearly a large dog.
@donni a dog is just a realistic ant