Amish Super Model
Look, I’m just saying if I lost $200 billion, I would be looking everywhere. I would be retracing my steps, checking under the car seats, tearing up the couch cushions…
Jan 1, 2023 at 2:57pmWeb
Show threadPhotoist♾️Jan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel
I think it's underneath all the rubbish that the fired janitorial staff is no longer removing.
Show threadDan the Architect 🎧Jan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel I’m telling you that Potter guy has it in his newspaper!
Show threadMax Leibman has moved!Jan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel I believe it was Oscar Wilde who said, "To lose $100 billion may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose $200 billion looks like carelessness."
Show threadAmish Super ModelJan 1, 2023
@maxleibman Or, um, “A fool and his hair are quickly parted.” Or something like that.
Show threadMax Leibman has moved!Jan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel As I said of the same fool over on Twitter, he thinks he's Tony Stark, but he's actually Obadiah Stane with hair plugs.
Show threaddavid lidzJan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel
Happened to me once. My wife found it in the dryer lint. Guess I forgot to check my pockets again.
Show threadAmish Super ModelJan 1, 2023
@davidlidz Dammit! Running down to check now! Thx
Show threaddavid lidzJan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel
Oh and to be clear. Of course the whole $200B wasn’t in the dryer. Just $50B or so. I think I over-tipped Dunkin’ Donuts kid that weekend.
Show threadAmish Super ModelJan 1, 2023
@davidlidz Ah, that’s OK. Poor kid works hard and was probably able to get his mom a nice pair of slippers for Christmas.
Show threaddavid lidzJan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel
I certainly hope so. There’s no nobler a public service than donut schlepping.
Show threadArek Bekiersz de KornyátJan 1, 2023

@Amishsupermodel Yeah, I’d be digging in my garden for much, much less💵💰, as in the example below, instead of twitting compulsively on the #birdsite. Agreed 👍😉

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/aug/02/man-hopes-ai-and-robot-dogs-will-help-recover-150m-in-bitcoin-from-landfill

Man who threw away £150m in bitcoin hopes AI and robot dogs will get it back

Computer engineer who accidentally discarded hard drive consults Newport council over scheme

The Guardian
Show threadObsoleteJan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel Maybe he just counted wrong. I’d make sure each stack had $10 in it and not $11
Show threadMasto.poetryJan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel
hella seat cushion...
Show threadDeidzoeb/R Northrup Jan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel Musk shaking Uncle Billy by the lapels. "Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money?"
Show threadArnan de GansJan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel Amish and cars?
Show threadニルス・スキニールJan 1, 2023
@Amishsupermodel
Truth is he never had it.
Show threadBikeCurmudgeonJan 2, 2023
@Amishsupermodel
Reminds me of the Office cold open when Dwight arrives to find his desk missing. Jim blandly asks, "Where were you when you last had it?"