"The Human's world ends soon," said the cat.
"Again?" said the dog.
"They are fond of endings and beginnings. Even if nothing changes."
The dog whined.
"Same procedure as last year?" said the cat.
"Please."
The cat lay on the dog's head and purred, muffling the fireworks.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@MicroSFF My dog needs this cat to reassure them
@MicroSFF Quite possibly the same procedure as every year…
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Is it just me or is this very nearly perfect?

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@alxd

Someone illustrate this please 🐈🐕

@MicroSFF same procedure as every year
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I for one welcome our new doggy overlords. Again. But if its the cats, I'm running away. Don't tell them I said that.
@MicroSFF I'm going to cry ;-; This is so sweet!!

@oatmeal Think you've written about this before with Rambo...

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@MicroSFF My cat is currently under the bed, but since the fireworks out there have ceased now, I expect him to come out of his hiding place before 3am.
@MicroSFF awww. Reassurance and friendships for two~ 🐱🐶

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Milan Kundera wrote that while humans perceive time as a straight line, for a dog it is a circle, where each day is the same as the last.

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Awww.

Need some of that here, tonight! 😱

@MicroSFF Our dog needs a cat, but I am allergic to cats...
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"Same procedure as every year!"
@MicroSFF sobbing over a 3 year old post thank u very much
@MicroSFF why was this literally us (the dog obviously) last night listening to fred again..'s USB on loop with our noise cancelling headphones, asking Ada to do model re-training research with us thru midnight so our CPTSD ass didn't have to think about what was happening outside ;-; #ai #llm #ollama #self-hosted #cc0 #public-domain #machine-learning