Brian Best
Zoë SchifferTwitter is closing its Seattle office and asking employees to work from home, per an email to staff.
Chase 
@zoeschiffer so much for everyone having to be in person
FDA approved 
lychee@charlesdardaman @zoeschiffer Maybe it's a trap!
toxtethogrady
MDK@charlesdardaman @zoeschiffer you have to be in person in the right place, says new memo that nobody got
@charlesdardaman @zoeschiffer I wouldn’t be surprised if they move HQ to Austin to follow Tesla
Joe Beda@zoeschiffer oh! Maybe there will be some espresso machines for sale in Seattle! Always look on the bright side I guess.
Simon Brooke
Eric Idle - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" - STEREO HQ
🇸🇪 quacke@zoeschiffer How the turntables.
Warren Terra@zoeschiffer
Twitter is being evicted from its Seattle office, which is rather less dignified than closing it.
Still, working from home will make it a lot easier for employees to bring toilet paper to work, which they've had to do under Elon Twitter.
Cranky David@zoeschiffer
"go home everybody, you're fired."
"go home everybody, you're fired."
John G Fitzgerald@zoeschiffer Work from home, don't work from home, now TW is closing the office & sending people home again. Musk just can't decide what to do with his expensive fiasco.
#MuskShootsHimselfInTheFoot
#MuskShootsHimselfInTheFoot
Christian Klüber-Demir 🏈
Deurman@fosstodon $ 
@zoeschiffer
The irony...
The irony...
Alexander Ruthol@zoeschiffer
Paying rent is hard.
EDIT: That's not a joke. Twitter stopped paying rent for its offices.
Sasha Fox@zoeschiffer Absolute lol.
Sarah T. Roberts, Ph.D.@zoeschiffer @drfreeride This is a new twist on Elno’s “Everyone must work at the office” policy.
smeg@zoeschiffer After all that bullshit about remote work being bad
maddie (MOVED!) 
@zoeschiffer how the turn tables
TomGraf@zoeschiffer the business genius paid 44bn for a company that is on course to lose some 3bn in cash in 2023 (acc. to the genius himself). Find the problem.
Beardedian@zoeschiffer But if he wants everyone to be able to easily go to an office, is this just another way to get rid of a bunch of employees for being 'unreasonable'?
Nlroundabout@zoeschiffer Slow painful death. Feel terrible for employees.
MastoDon Juan@zoeschiffer "Twitter is closing..."
@zoeschiffer
Confusing... - didn't The Confused Man who owns the place only recently threaten to fire anybody who wouldn't come back into the office to work? Didn't he turn meeting rooms into dorms?
I might only be dreaming though...
Confusing... - didn't The Confused Man who owns the place only recently threaten to fire anybody who wouldn't come back into the office to work? Didn't he turn meeting rooms into dorms?
I might only be dreaming though...
Dragon 🐉@zoeschiffer Didn't they tell everyone just the other week that they couldn't work from home?
It's a dumpster fire over there at the moment it seems?
Matt Van Horn@zoeschiffer at least they will have toilet paper there.
Nick@NorthLondon
amyseekstruth@zoeschiffer how did this go from everyone must show up, to offices closed? I’m behind on this rabbit hole of chaos.
wellactually@zoeschiffer - pick a lane, Elon, pick a lane.
Bob SacamanoBye Melon
Brandi Raine@zoeschiffer after all that fuss about no working from home?
Mark@zoeschiffer I suspect they are about to be evicted for failure to pay and this is Mr Musk's way of "getting ahead of it"
ScottAlexander@zoeschiffer What's "Twitter?" LOL
@zoeschiffer Isn't that the reverse of what Musk had been demanding?
@zoeschiffer Meanwhile Tesla shares sank 10% today. How do you make a small fortune in social media? Start with a large fortune and buy Twitter...
bysteveguthrie@zoeschiffer I thought Elon wanted everyone in the office. I guess not when you’re getting evicted. Lol.