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Noah ShachtmanCongrats to Galaxy Brain Genius Elon Musk for losing over $800 billion in shareholder value this year! Keep tweeting! https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/tesla-stock-price-collapse-1234653228/
Denise Wu@noahshachtman its expensive owing the libs
Toxteth O'Grady@denisewu @noahshachtman Last time I attempted to calculate the all-in cost of his purchase of Twitter, it was about $125 billion ($44 billion to purchase, $80 billion loss in personal net worth). And because Musk is that kind of guy, he's taking all of us along for the ride...
Matthew Wilson@noahshachtman Sooner or later that adds up to real money.
Stu Duerson, machina exo deus
Normal Guy@noahshachtman Just wonder why Tesla BoDs are still having their mouth stuck to Musk’s butt and absolutely not doing anything to savage the company. Should they be sued?
GadgetGav@noahshachtman How could TSLA even be worth $800 billion? They sell cars. Doesn’t matter how those cars are powered, they’re in the car making business. Ok, they’re in the solar panel and storage battery business too now, but the valuation they were at was insane.
I guess he just pulled off a multi year pump and dump to be able to buy his new pet project.
I guess he just pulled off a multi year pump and dump to be able to buy his new pet project.
burgterder@gadgetgav @noahshachtman Tesla was overvalued because Musk’s main talent is talking a big game and pulling the PR wool over everyone’s eyes. He started to believe his own hype and bet his own stock on not being a massive Dunning-Krueger case. He was wrong, to which I think we can all agree to say: lol lmao
gzuckier@noahshachtman the secret plan to destroy capitalism is well on track
Innocuous In Innisfil Has Moved@noahshachtman
Just tweet thru it Elmo...
Just tweet thru it Elmo...
Nathaniel Woodward@noahshachtman I'm no expert at Tesla or Twitter or stocks in general, but it feels like all year Musk has been shouting from the rooftops "I'm CEO of Tesla but I am super-ignoring it and obsessing over Twitter instead!"
The BEST Words@noahshachtman He might be the first to take two major companies into bankruptcy court in one year!
Sid Wishes@noahshachtman and it's all because of The Idiot, amazing
Korkut@noahshachtman quick, someone install a dynamo to jack welch’s desiccated body, which should be turning with 100s of rpms right now in grave.
Robert Barclay@noahshachtman
Counterfactual thought experiment. What would Elon, Tesla and SpaceX be worth of Elon had just retired as CEO of all of them, shut up and not done anything of note all year. (My guess is substantially more than they are today but still less than their peaks)
Counterfactual thought experiment. What would Elon, Tesla and SpaceX be worth of Elon had just retired as CEO of all of them, shut up and not done anything of note all year. (My guess is substantially more than they are today but still less than their peaks)
Sue Cohen#LoserOfTheYear
It’s a tie!
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@ElonMust via #Tesla has lost over $800B in market value
While
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#TFG is fully exposed as a traitorous, malignant sociopath who KNEW he lost but devised a COUP to overthrow our democracy
A. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/tesla-stock-price-collapse-1234653228/
B. https://january6th.house.gov/sites/democrats.january6th.house.gov/files/Report_FinalReport_Jan6SelectCommittee.pdf
Beefeater Fella@noahshachtman Maybe lay off the weed, put the phone down the toilet - and go back to plagiarising and pretending to be a rocket scientist who invented batteries.
Zostrianos@noahshachtman I remember working for people like Space Karen when I was a lab lizard at university. We were expected to work 12+ hours with no overtime, give up vacation, and we were never acknowledged for any of it. His demands that his employees sign on to “work long hours at high intensity” let me know what a selfish prick he is!
Jim 
so who will get blamed for it?
Dizzy@jamesnovak @noahshachtman Mastodon 😅
@noahshachtman I say we all have a confab at the next Tesla shareholders' meeting to discuss just that...
@noahshachtman Are you listening, @elonmusk ?
Gordus Elkor
Daniel Jonsson@noahshachtman he's addicted to Twitter
Karen Strickholm@noahshachtman Galaxy Brain Genius that is some really funny stuff there!
Quincy ⁂... waiting for #Tesla owners to panic when their cars stop working for lack of software updates ...
Greg Petrites@quincy
That's not exactly how things work. Just about every modern car has software crucial to its operation. Most never receive any form of software update yet they continue to operate.
Tesla is a bit unique in that they currently do provide regular software updates which generally improve functionality.
If updates were to stop, Teslas will become like every other car on the road...static in functionality.
@noahshachtman
Banzai51@noahshachtman The question is, when will Tesla shareholders revolt?
ZZ Bottom
Tng88@noahshachtman now the people in his cult know the truth. We other are not stupid to buy his car or his TSLA stick or using twitter
@noahshachtman Awesome pic of Elon Musk. He looks like a snuff porn director.
Davie Duck@noahshachtman @OlDude82 wait for the government bailout.
J.H.NoyesElon is the type of guy to lose other people's money on purpose. Never forget what he did with Hyperloop. The guy has a history of publicly advocating for policies that he strenuously opposes behind the scenes. Y'all should be aware of his tricks by now.
HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴I doubt that this won't continue:
MBAyves