platos allegory of your mom

Mars

Speak softly. Carry a big stick with a snake sleeping on it. Shush people when they ask about the snake. "Shh, it’s sleeping," you’ll say

“Balls to the wall” is a highly inefficient way to paint your house.

All of tech worried about Frankenstein's monster without giving any thought to the core concern that Frankenstein was kind of a dick and that's how you get Frankenstein's monster instead of Frankenstein's cool pal who's fun to be with.

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Breaking Bad would’ve been awesome if Jesse was on that airplane when it exploded, fell all the way down into Walter’s pool and then said “yo, my plane just blew up, bitch”