When you're a civil engineer but you always wanted to be a network engineer.
You two are a twisted pair.
Attack of the Fifty-Foot Network Server™
Gotta go back to the 90s to find a switch or hub that looks like that

In my town there's an old building for the local phone company that looks like an RJ-11 connector.
Hello. Where is this building?
(Adding to the chorus.)
It's really hard to live there, because every apartment is No. RJ45.
Also, every one of them has a door that opens with this little tab that's impossible to manipulate if your hands are cold, and has a tendency to break off, making the apartment inaccessible without a Leatherman.
Worst game of Tetris EVER? 🤣