To boldly go where no tram has gone before!
Colin Fry
@colinfry666@aus.social
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Yelling at clouds from my couch
I asked the local shoe store to match this deal and they were quite happy to sell me two shoes for the price of one.
17,000 Boeing workers have been shown the door.
None of them knew how to fit it.
Just before midnight and the temperature has climbed to the maximum for the (calendar) day
Given 1800 numbers are 10 digits, I’m shocked … shocked, I tell you … that 1800WOWSER was available for this company 😃
7News Sydney ending with a packaged segment in tribute to the work of their journalists…
Hoping their audience don’t watch Four Corners or do their own research, I guess.
The Drop Bear 2.0No no, you don’t understand, he’s a man and a cricketer. Read it and weep. What the actual fuck is this doing in an article about a man running over a woman and nearly killing her. Blow the whole system up, it’s fucked. And fuck you too ABC. #ViolenceAgainstWomen Why would they stop 🤷♀️
“Collins was a joint winner of the Doug Hogue medal for the best player in the Geraldton Regional Cricket competition prior to the incident.
He has also represented the region at the country cricket championships”
https://social.chinwag.org/@abc_bot/112965043064894849
Unofficial ABC News Bot (@abc_bot@chinwag.org)
Two years jail for WA man who ran over former girlfriend in ute and sped away without helping https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-08-15/brady-dermott-collins-jailed-running-over-girlfriend-geraldton/104229456 #DomesticViolence #CourtsandTrials #Crime
Unexpected knock on the door:
“Sorry, I accidentally cut down your fence. But on the upside, you’ll get a new fence for free”
Fencing contractor replacing the boundary fence between two of my neighbours had continued knocking it down past the end of their shared boundary.
dee_le_brunFrom the excellent Garbage Day newsletter. X (Twitter) is a cesspool and not surprisingly its users are fleeing. I'm one. Ironically, as it becomes more and more extreme it becomes less influential.
"X has lost 18% of its user base since last year, 23% since Musk bought the site, and it’s not growing anymore. According to data that Garbage Day researcher Adam Bumas and I are tracking, if you ignore various scams that spike up from time to time, the biggest accounts on the platform are basically passing the same 8-10 million users around every month. The site is totally stagnant."
Explaining the ‘benefits’ of Senior #Myki cards to a new cardholder:
Me: “Free regional town buses on weekends”
Them: “Oh? That’s useful.”
Me: “Yeah … about that …”