๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Campaign 13 #dnd

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๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Nab, the Dwarf Paladin
23.2%
โ˜ฏ Aaron, the Dwarf Monk
26.8%
๐Ÿงฟ Chelsiesp, the Gnome Warlock
23.2%
๐ŸŒฟ Dorkomatic, the Half-Elf Druid
26.8%
Poll ended at .
Aaron was born!
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The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
24.5%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
69.8%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
5.7%
Poll ended at .
You walked to a local shop.
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You step into a local shop, what catches your eye?
โš”๏ธ Sling [1d4, +3] (-1 ๐Ÿช™)
8.7%
โš”๏ธ Handaxe [1d6, +3] (-5 ๐Ÿช™)
29%
โš”๏ธ Spear [1d6, +3] (-1 ๐Ÿช™)
55.1%
โ†ฉ๏ธ Back to Town
7.2%
Poll ended at .
You found the Spear a great deal and decided to buy it.
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You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
60.8%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
25.7%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
13.5%
Poll ended at .
You left with a sense of adventure.
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In the distance you see a ๐Ÿฆ Panther
โค๏ธ 8
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Fight!
78.3%
๐Ÿ”ด Avoid
15%
โ›บ Short Rest [1๐ŸŽฒ] (+โค๏ธ -๐ŸŽฒ)
5%
๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Go to Town
1.7%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Panther!
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๐Ÿฆ Panther
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ 8/8
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 12
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Attack!
82.1%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
17.9%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Panther for 7 damage with your Spear.
You were hit by the Panther's Claw attack, you took 4 damage.
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๐Ÿฆ Panther
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค 1/8
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 12
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Attack!
93.4%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
6.6%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Panther for 4 damage with your Spear.
You won the battle, killing the Panther.
You were rewarded 1๐Ÿช™ and 50โœจ.
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Ahead of your path, you see a ๐Ÿฆ Weasel
โค๏ธ 3
โ•0
โœจ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/weasel.png
โš”๏ธ Fight!
46.6%
๐Ÿ”ด Avoid
6.8%
โ›บ Short Rest [1๐ŸŽฒ] (+โค๏ธ -๐ŸŽฒ)
37%
๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Go to Town
9.6%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Weasel!
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๐Ÿฆ Weasel
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ 3/3
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 13
โ•0
โœจ 10
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/weasel.png
โš”๏ธ Attack!
87%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
13%
Poll ended at .
You used your Spear to hit the Weasel for 6 damage.
The Weasel died.
You received 0๐Ÿช™ and 10โœจ.
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You encounter a ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Noble
โค๏ธ 8
โ•0.125
โœจ 25
โš”๏ธ Fight!
35.8%
๐Ÿ”ด Avoid
9%
โ›บ Short Rest [1๐ŸŽฒ] (+โค๏ธ -๐ŸŽฒ)
35.8%
๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Go to Town
19.4%
Poll ended at .
You confronted the Noble!
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๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Noble
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ 8/8
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 15
โ•0.125
โœจ 25
โš”๏ธ Attack!
58.1%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
41.9%
Poll ended at .
You managed to hit the Noble for 7 damage with your Spear.
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๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Noble
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค 1/8
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 15
โ•0.125
โœจ 25
โš”๏ธ Attack!
90.8%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
9.2%
Poll ended at .
The Noble attacked with its Rapier, you took 3 damage.
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๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Noble
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค 1/8
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 15
โ•0.125
โœจ 25
โš”๏ธ Attack!
84.5%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
15.5%
Poll ended at .
The Noble attacked with its Rapier, you took 6 damage.
You went down for a moment, but managed to get back up.
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๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Noble
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค 1/8
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 15
โ•0.125
โœจ 25
โš”๏ธ Attack!
67.2%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
32.8%
Poll ended at .
THe Noble dealt a critical blow to you with its Rapier, you took 4 damage.
You went down for a moment, but managed to get back up.
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๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ Noble
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค 1/8
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 15
โ•0.125
โœจ 25
โš”๏ธ Attack!
66.2%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
33.8%
Poll ended at .
You used your Spear to hit the Noble for 8 damage.
The Noble fell, ending the battle.
You found 1๐Ÿช™ and 25โœจ.
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You encounter a ๐Ÿฆ Hyena
โค๏ธ 9
โ•0
โœจ 10
โš”๏ธ Fight!
14.1%
๐Ÿ”ด Avoid
4.7%
โ›บ Short Rest [1๐ŸŽฒ] (+โค๏ธ -๐ŸŽฒ)
20.3%
๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Go to Town
60.9%
Poll ended at .
You traveled to a nearby town.
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You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
7.1%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
17.1%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
75.7%
Poll ended at .
You slept long through the night, regaining 9 hitpoints.
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You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
15.5%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
66.2%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
18.3%
Poll ended at .
You found a shop.
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You browser the ware of a shop, what do you want to purchase?
โš”๏ธ Dart [1d4, +3] (-1 ๐Ÿช™)
6.3%
โš”๏ธ Mace [1d6, +3] (-5 ๐Ÿช™)
6.3%
โš”๏ธ Crossbow, light [1d8, +3] (-25 ๐Ÿช™)
71.9%
โ†ฉ๏ธ Back to Town
15.6%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop with the Crossbow, light in-hand.
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You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
68.3%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
17.5%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
14.3%
Poll ended at .
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
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You encounter a ๐Ÿฆ Giant Badger
โค๏ธ 12
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Fight!
62.7%
๐Ÿ”ด Avoid
25.4%
โ›บ Short Rest [1๐ŸŽฒ] (+โค๏ธ -๐ŸŽฒ)
1.7%
๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Go to Town
10.2%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Giant Badger!
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๐Ÿฆ Giant Badger
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ 12/12
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 10
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Attack!
87.5%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
12.5%
Poll ended at .
You took 7 damage from the Giant Badger's Claws.
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๐Ÿฆ Giant Badger
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ 12/12
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 10
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Attack!
39.7%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
60.3%
Poll ended at .
The Giant Badger used Bite, dealing 2 damage to you.
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You encounter a ๐Ÿฆ Wolf
โค๏ธ 7
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/wolf.png
โš”๏ธ Fight!
24.1%
๐Ÿ”ด Avoid
5.6%
โ›บ Short Rest [1๐ŸŽฒ] (+โค๏ธ -๐ŸŽฒ)
20.4%
๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Go to Town
50%
Poll ended at .
You made the journey to a nearby town.
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You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
4.6%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
15.4%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
80%
Poll ended at .
You drifted off to sleep, regaining 9 hitpoints when you woke.
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You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
22%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
71.2%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
6.8%
Poll ended at .
You walked to a local shop.
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The shop keeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
โš”๏ธ Spear [1d6, +1] (-1 ๐Ÿช™)
5.6%
โš”๏ธ Club [1d4, +1] (-1 ๐Ÿช™)
1.9%
โš”๏ธ Greatclub [1d8, +1] (-1 ๐Ÿช™)
35.2%
โ†ฉ๏ธ Back to Town
57.4%
Poll ended at .
You left the shop.
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You find refuge in a bustling town, what would you like to do?
๐Ÿงญ Adventure!
70.9%
๐Ÿ›’ Shop
14.5%
๐Ÿ›Œ Long Rest (+โค๏ธ +๐ŸŽฒ)
14.5%
Poll ended at .
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
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In the distance you see a ๐Ÿฆ Giant Badger
โค๏ธ 15
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Fight!
58%
๐Ÿ”ด Avoid
42%
โ›บ Short Rest [1๐ŸŽฒ] (+โค๏ธ -๐ŸŽฒ)
0%
๐Ÿ˜๏ธ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
You engaged the Giant Badger!
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๐Ÿฆ Giant Badger
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ 15/15
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 10
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Attack!
84.8%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
15.2%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Giant Badger with your Crossbow, light for 2 damage.
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๐Ÿฆ Giant Badger
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค 13/15
๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 10
โ•0.25
โœจ 50
โš”๏ธ Attack!
88.1%
๐Ÿƒ Run!
11.9%
Poll ended at .
You successfully hit the Giant Badger with your Crossbow, light for 9 damage.
The Giant Badger used its Claws perfectly, dealing 12 critical damage to you.
You got knocked down and your injuries were too great.
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๐Ÿชฆ Here lies Aaron, the Dwarf Monk
โค๏ธ 10 โญ 1 ๐Ÿช™ 66
โ˜ ๏ธ 3 ๐Ÿ•’ 15:01
@dungeons F Aaron, we hardly knew thee. RIP
@dungeons you fools!!
@dungeons how many crit killing blows has that been now?

@dungeons
๐Ÿ“ฐ The death of Sir Rubrik early today has been swiftly avenged by none other than local hero Honey Badger the Giant. "I guess Aaron didn't learn the first time we met," Honey laughed. "Fool wasn't even wearing any clothes!"

Honey says the 66๐Ÿช™ he collected off Aaronโ€”we certainly weren't going to stop him!โ€”will go towards court fines he owes for badgering, refusing further comment.

@dungeons

Yes, they'll catch me napping one day
And they'll kill me
And then I'll be gone
But that won't be my end

For my guns and my saddle
Will always be filled
By unwelcome travelers
And other brave men

And they'll take the money
And spread it out equal
Just like the Bible
And the prophets suggest

But men that go riding
To help these poor workers
The rich will cut down
Like an unwelcome guest

#anab

@dungeons
Wait, what?! ๐Ÿคฏ
"You engaged the honey badger!"
We did what! ๐Ÿ˜ต
"You successfully really ticked it off!"
We're doomed! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
@dungeons this is gonna get interesting. As someone who started playing when old school was new school, that's not a complement...
@dungeons there seems to be a bug with the to bonus in the shop, but the greatclub should give us a bigger bonus than our current weapon with 16 str
@astrelion @dungeons Aaron isn't proficient with the Great Club, are they? Is to-hit modifier visible anywhere?

@duelinmarkers @dungeons to hit is the + value in [0d0, +0]

There's a bug with the shop so its inaccurate there but the bio is accurate

@astrelion to-hit would include PB for proficient weapons. I'm asking because I wouldn't expect a Dwarven Monk to be proficient w/ Great Club.
@dungeons We need a proper armour....
@dungeons
I miss the opportunity to hug the badger. I love these bandits!
@dungeons
Y'all are tryin' to speedtrack the reroll on this character. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@dungeons We don't need another near death experience right out the gate
@dungeons had to pic up some potions ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ
@dungeons we need to avoid this one please!