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📰 The death of Sir Rubrik early today has been swiftly avenged by none other than local hero Honey Badger the Giant. "I guess Aaron didn't learn the first time we met," Honey laughed. "Fool wasn't even wearing any clothes!"

Honey says the 66🪙 he collected off Aaron—we certainly weren't going to stop him!—will go towards court fines he owes for badgering, refusing further comment.

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Yes, they'll catch me napping one day
And they'll kill me
And then I'll be gone
But that won't be my end

For my guns and my saddle
Will always be filled
By unwelcome travelers
And other brave men

And they'll take the money
And spread it out equal
Just like the Bible
And the prophets suggest

But men that go riding
To help these poor workers
The rich will cut down
Like an unwelcome guest

#anab